Coming soon Christmas pageant in NOWHERE get your tickets now!

I am selling tickets for the upcoming *Christmas pageant * at the Royal Theatre. This magnificent show will be coming to NOWHERE * one week * before Christmas... If you enjoyed last year's show you don't want to miss this. It will be the event of the year! We hope to see our friends there.. All are welcome.. Black tie required..
Ladies, pull out your best dress.. As you can see, I have mine.. Mum made this for me...
Last year there was a line all the way around the Theatre, so buy your tickets early.
Hope to see you there.
Love,
BEBE

Happy Celebration to All

Jump into your carriages dear friends and bring your appetites



because we would love to extend our GRATITUDE to you for making this year a fun and memorable experience in Nowhere!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE!

Penny
Tita
Jackie
The Dutchess
EVERYONE!

Snow Cones Anyone?

I do declare, snow is everywhere! Time for snow cones for everyone! Gretta busy making Mozes the biggest snow cone ever! One for Mozes, with maple syrup on top, one for Bebe with pink sprinkles and one for Rattus with black licorice perhaps and Tea Rat...hmmmm, I think Tea would like tea with lemon!

Raccoon...him...I wonder if I can find pizza flavor or beef jerky? And for me...well, lets see...hmmm...I'm going for pure snow with sugar on top! Life is good in Nowhere, a little snow here, and little snow there!

Oh, Kill Me Now

Rattus: Tea, I can't wait to watch this little community play. It will inspire us for the coming Christmas Pagent. There's our row. Now let's get settled and..... Tea? Tea Rat? He was right behind me a moment ago. Oh heaven help us. Where has he got to now?

Tea Rat: Pssst! Rattus! Yoo-hoo!

Rattus: What in the name of Tartarus are you doing up there? Remember what happened the last time you got on stage uninvited? Get back down here before you get us both ejected.

Tea Rat: "Er...ah...Hello ladies and gentlemen..."

Rattus: Stop right there. Don't you...

Tea Rat: "It's me, Tea Rat, and that..."

Rattus: I said stop. I mean it. Don't you dare. Don't you d...

Tea Rat: "...that's me oldest friend and colleague, Rattus Scribus." Stand up and say hello dear fellow. Don't be shy. "Rattus is shy, ladies and gentlemen. But that's him, Rattus Scribus. OK, Rattus, I'll be down in a sec, Rattus."

Rattus: Oh, kill me now.

Round Tones, Round Tones.

Rattus: I say, old thing, I've heard you sing and I think you could use a refresher course on proper annunciation. Now repeat after me.
"Arround the rrocks the rrugged rrascal rran."

Tea Rat: "Aroun th' rum th'e ragged ruscal rocked."

Rattus: My word, this is worse than I thought. Pay attention. And remember, round tones, round tones. And trill your r's. Now again.
"...the rrugged rrascal rran."

Tea Rat: "...thum rascul rigg-ed racked."

Rattus: Forget that one. Try this.
"Sinful Ceasar sipped his snifter
seized his knees and sneezed."

Tea Rat:
"Simple Simon saw a sinner
seized his snout and screamed."

Rattus: You're infuriating. Round tones, round tones. Try this, in honor of our friend Mozes.
"Mozes supposes his toeses are roses
but Mozes supposes erroneously."

Tea Rat:
"But Mozes he knowses his toeses aren't roses
as Mozes supposes his toeses to be."

Rattus: You cheeky blighter. You've been pulling my leg?

Tea Rat: "Rattus realized really being raked." Here you try this one:
"Bricka - bracka - cheese and cracker siss boom ba
Tea Rat, Tea Rat, rah, rah, rah."

Rattus: I'll say no such thing.

Did somebody say choir auditions?

Rattus: Christmas Choir? Did someone say auditions for a Christmas Choir: Huurrmph.
♪ ♫ Adeste Fideles
Laeti triumphantes
Venite, venite in
Bethlehem...♪ ♫

Tea Rat: I say old rat, you have a sonorous voice. But listen to a master:
♪ ♫ Go tell it on the mountain,
Over the hills and everywhere...♪ ♫

Rattus: Wait a minute. A master singer? You? Why I was lead vocalist at my alma mater...

Tea Rat: "Was" is the operative word here. But we seek a PRESENT lead singer, and there is only one logical choice here.
♪ ♫ Feliz Navidad.
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad.
Prospero Ano y Felicidad.♪ ♫
♪ ♫ I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas. I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas from the bottom of..♪ ♫

Rattus: You're evading the obvious, and that is that I am unequivocally lead singer. Singing in Spanish does not change that fact. Where did you pick up Spanish anyway?

Tea Rat: ¿Que? No te intiendo, amigo ratón.
♪ ♫ Go tell it on the mountain,
Over the hills and everywhere...♪ ♫

Rattus:
♪ ♫ Natum videte
Regem angelorum
Venite adoremus
Dominum ♪ ♫

Tea Rat:
♪ ♫ Go tell it on the mountain,
Our Jesus Christ is born...♪ ♫