Finding a Boy Friend

After a deep and meaningful conversation with Tea Rat it was decided the Pippit Priceless needed to search for a "boy friend." Just a friend. Pippit argued back that Rattus and Rac and Mozes and Tea himself were good "boy friends" but Tea suggested to search further in Nowhere and beyond...So Pippit headed to Hollywood. The Fonz said YES! Sure thing baby doll!She went to the Outback Woods to find a glowing gnome and he said YES! I'll be your Gnomeo!

She found a "boy friend" that would sweep her off her toes! He went so fast, her slippers flew off!

A living girl looks around every corner for fun and this Hollywood legend said...YES! But he burped too much!

Gumby said yes...he would be the best "boy friend" a living doll could have and he has one cool horse too!

A real "boy friend" could take Pippit places she never dreamed of...Beam us up Scotty! Spock and Scotty had a huge argument who would be the best "boy friend" for Pippit. She liked Spock's pointed ears...the main attraction! Very logical indeed.

But in the end Pippit picked her prize "boy friend" who was a man who was super with super powers to take the living doll to places only in her wildest dreams. Superman Rules!

Post in tribute to two cool super men and good boy friends too...Ruben and Len!

There he is...

"This lively pet hamster will keep you company throughout the day. Watch him run on his wheel, drink water, and eat the food you feed him by clicking your mouse. Click the center of the wheel to make him get back on it."

We are Finally Done

Well fellow Nowherians, Tea Rat and Rattus have been hammering, painting, measuring, chucking, and tweaking. Wit's End, just a road a piece from Nowhere, is finally done.

We have been away for too long; we miss you all and we'll be back in business and up to our usual shenanigans in the shake of a rabbit's tail!

There's a path..

There's a path that leads to Nowhere
In a meadow that I know,
Where an inland island rises
And the stream is still and slow;
There it wanders under willows
And beneath the silver green
Of the birches' silent shadows
Where the early violets lean.

Other pathways lead to Somewhere,
But the one I love so well
Had no end and no beginning --
Just the beauty of the dell,
Just the windflowers and the lilies
Yellow striped as adder's tongue,
Seem to satisfy my pathway
As it winds their sweets among.

There I go to meet the Springtime,
When the meadow is aglow,
Marigolds amid the marshes, --
And the stream is still and slow. --
There I find my fair oasis,
And with care-free feet I tread
For the pathway leads to Nowhere,
And the blue is overhead!

All the ways that lead to Somewhere
Echo with the hurrying feet
Of the Struggling and the Striving,
But the way I find so sweet
Bids me dream and bids me linger,
Joy and Beauty are its goal, --
On the path that leads to Nowhere
I have sometimes found my soul!


By Corinne Roosevelt Robinson
1861-1933
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A Poem found by Mozes in the book that fell on Rattus his head many months ago....travel on dear Nowhere friends...

Pizza in the Tool Shed?

I think I smell pizza! Gretta, is that you in the tool shed? Are we having pizza for dinner? Who's in that tool shed making all that racket? I luvvvvvvvey you...my honey bunch... An old tin pail flew out the door of the tool shed followed by a measuring tape and a can of yellow paint...

Either Gretta is miffed at me and her spines are up or I've got the wrong tool shed!