Somebody Tell a Joke, or Something!

As you can see, Balzac is NOT happy and a bit RUFFLED that his owner, Tea Rat, is going back to school on Monday.

Somebody Tell a Joke, or Something to make him smile!!!

THERE IS A PARTY TO GO TO!

Rattus: I say old thing, who are those two rats and where are they going?

Tea Rat: I have no idea son, but I do know that EVERYONE, including the elves, are HEADING ON OVER TO a grand party because IT IS FINALLY THE DUTCHESS'S BIRTHDAY!

So let's find ourselves a steed and MOSEY ON OVER TO THE FESTIVITIES!

YIHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Dank u, Francis voor de foto van de ratten!

Beatnik and the Blueberry Wagon

Come one bug, come one bear, come one and all to the Garden Party in Nowhere! The feast was on and it all started when Mozes pulled up in his new Bear Mobile! Feast and fancy for all! Strange bugs and fancy beetles from deep in the forest of Nowhere. One in particular came marching in with hundreds of friendly ants pulling a wagon...he was known to come from the land of Ooowhere! Beatnik was his name and making a living was his game! Today, he offered up his finest mobile... Anyone need a blueberry pie wagon for sale? Pippit Priceless could see the possibilities as she popped a handful of blueberries in her mouth! Blueberry smoothies, blueberry balls dipped in chocolate, blueberry pie...oh my! Now how is a living doll going to buy a blueberry wagon? Perhaps she can barter her goods in her doll trunk! She wondered if Mozes could pull it behind his Bear Mobile?

Garden party..

Hop in the Bear Mobile...we are going to a garden party..


Hosted by The Dutchess on the Hilltop....

Cheers my dears....

Somebody Has A Birthday Coming.....

Not all the beautiful cakes in the world

 

 

or even KEY LIME FUDGE....

OH YEAH, YOU HEARD ME!

can compare to the sweetness of your friendship and talent

DEAR DUTCHESS 

AND MISS M. AND MOZES!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY 'A COMIN'!

Back on the road..

Follow this track..Mozes is back...



Psst..Rattus...the books...remember...time for a new chapter in Nowhere..please tell us...what's going to happen next...?

Lord of the Rings

The Firefly Ball up in Saturn (Tea Rat and Bebe took a detour) was just too hard to resist. Fireflies and birds, fairies of Saturnesque dimensions and pure enchantment kept Tea Rat and Bebe back a couple of days from landing on earth with the rest of the troupe.

As you can see, Tea Rat and Bebe tripped the light fantastic into the never-ending night of Saturn's atmosphere. By looking at Tea Rat's smooth moves and graceful lead for our little ballerina upon the rings of Saturn, you would say he was

LORD OF THE RINGS.

Back to Earth

I for one, am very happy to be back on earth. The cool water, the summer breeze down my spine, the cool feeling of good healthy dirt under my paws. There is no place like home on earth, especially in Nowhere. The moon was a lovely place, but I prefer good solid ground. Gretta takes a quick splash to celebrate her arrival back down to earth. I love the green grass of home, I love to roam over the hills and through the dales of Nowhere and beyond...

I have best friends here who roam the land as I do. Mozes is a wee bit tired from flying through the sky on his adventure to the moon. He has not said so, but I think he is very happy to be back on earth and on his way to his cave or perhaps he's looking for raccoon.

Here in Nowhere, summer, winter, spring and fall the days are all so sweet. We claim our space in Nowhere, it's as close to heaven as the moon is I'm sure.

Gretta can be seen sitting in the warm sun, waiting for her friends to return from the moon and thanking the moon and the stars that they are way up there, and she is way down here. There is no place, no, not anyplace on earth like being back on earth in Nowhere.

Fly me to the Moon

Bebe needs to be up there

Dancing the night away

Look who gave me a lift

We shall fly all the way.

Hang on tight, don't let me go

I must meet my friends

Before they go....

Love,

Bebe

Gretta Comes and Goes

Dear little Gretta with all the courage she could muster took the ticket in her paw and hopped on that magical Shooting Star and up and up she went through the midnight sky...past Jupiter and Mars and Pluto in a dash she flew past the moon and through the sky and came right back down again...Then and only then she found another ticket and it read "Ladder to Moon" and she decided that was a safer way to travel. She climbed and climbed, she saw a rat and a bear and a mouse fly by...there went Hazel and up Gretta climbed. HELLO MOON!

The moon smiled back and gave a wink, for this little hedgehog was the only hedgehog that had ever visited the moon. She made history that night at midnight. It was was quite a night! Gretta contemplated staying with the moon but he blew her a kiss and said, "You my little brave friend, belong in Nowhere but I will watch over you and your friends for all your live long days..."