In the Wink of an Eye - IT'S RATTUS'S BIRTHDAY!

In the backwoods of Nowhere at Witsend, there is a special little party happening with a BLUEBERRY CHEESECAKE.

NO NEED to worry Rattus old thing, we will NOT be going to the:

Clinker
The Hoosegow
THE BIG HOUSE
The Can
The PEN

because THIS IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND WE CAN EAT ALL THE BLUEBERRY CHEESECAKE YOU WANT!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RUBEN- RATTUS SCRIBUS EXTRAORDINAIRE!

And a big BRAVO to Penny, whose art is most enchanting, heartwarming and KIND!

YOU ROCK PENNY!!!

Move that Pumpkin!

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.... Dear me... I will never be able to move this pumpkin.. I sure could use the help of my dear friends... This must be the pumpkin patch that Tea Rat planted... They are all so HUGE! But then I think he got the seeds from Rattus, who aquired them from Mozes, that were gifted by Gretta, that found them at Hazels, where Miss moussie had dropped them!!!!
Bebe

Sweet Dreams

Is this a dream??????? I remember Mozes tucking me in his red napsack.. Where did I land? Nowhere of course....... Nowhere, a magical place to play with friends, dream BIG, where everything and everyone is good and kind...
Love,
Bebe

I've Got the Blues: Part 2

Rattus: So, my dear rat, you can explain (1) why you didn't bat an eyelash when I told you Gretta was having a free blueberry pie breakfast, instead of your usually hooping and hollering, (2) how Gretta's blueberry pies mysteriously turned up missing, and (3) why you're covered blue from head to toe? OK, start 'splaining.

Tea Rat: Uh, I woke up feeling blue? You know, down and....

Rattus: I know what blue means. Uh...uh. Try again.

Tea Rat: Don't believe that one? Oh, I know, I know. I was a stand-in for the Blue Rat Group that's touring Nowhere?

Rattus: As a rule, never make an explanation sound like a question. It's a dead give away. Now try again.

Tea Rat: Ooo...ooo, I got it. It's YOU who woke up in a blue mood and are seeing blue everywhere.

Rattus: ..........

Tea Rat: Oh, all right. I'll fess up. I cannot tell a lie. I went swimming in the Blue Danube? ........ Nnow...now Rattus, put ddown that fffork... I'm not pplaying. ...

OH WELL. TIME FOR MY MORNING JOG ANYWAY! GANGWAY!

September Morning

The sun came up in Nowhere and Mozes gave a yawn. A new month has dawned in Nowhere and beyond. It's a beautiful day to climb a tree and visit some honey bee's! Breakfast for a bear! Raccoon woke up all happy and feeling lucky! It's a really good morning to hunt for blueberry pie! He ran through the glen and over seven hills and back again and followed his nose right to Gretta's door...Ready or not Gretta, here I come!

Gretta opened the door and welcomed her old friend in. A breakfast of blueberry pie. Dear Raccoon ate and ate and gave a sigh for nowhere on this earth was blueberry pie so good and tasty. My oh my as he gave her a kiss and said bye bye!

In celebration of the autumn season in Nowhere blueberry pie for all, as summer will soon fade we look towards new adventures for all in the land of Nowhere.