tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3729537447924511802.post1991915373460460984..comments2023-09-08T03:39:00.603-07:00Comments on There's Nowhere like Nowhere: Quick take cover! The Dutchesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03417068949346419906noreply@blogger.comBlogger37125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3729537447924511802.post-63472236548541761462013-03-30T05:45:55.926-07:002013-03-30T05:45:55.926-07:00testingtestingCastles Crowns and Cottageshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01780241008313365707noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3729537447924511802.post-74416851200609972752013-03-24T08:27:29.519-07:002013-03-24T08:27:29.519-07:00TEA RAT: Right...lot's happening here, we are ...TEA RAT: Right...lot's happening here, we are all in a twist! Especially my colleague and cottage mate, RATTUS. He is still ranting about my culinary sensibilities and my taste in pets. I am curious about this RED SONJA!!!!!Castles Crowns and Cottageshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01780241008313365707noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3729537447924511802.post-81140859732496688542013-03-24T07:50:31.092-07:002013-03-24T07:50:31.092-07:00OH MY WORD! A RED SONJA? What in the sam hill is t...OH MY WORD! A RED SONJA? What in the sam hill is that! So nice to meet you Dutchess and Miss Moussie.. I am eager to meet all YOUR friends.. Would you happen to have anyone up there on the hill that could be, well, you know the apple of my eye?<br />Yours truly,<br />Sir Frederick<br /><br />p.s.<br />Welcome home Dutchess! Bebe and I have missed you. This HEADER IS GREAT!<br />Penny<br /><br />Angelsdoor * Pennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14770992037653364805noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3729537447924511802.post-65647572738436407942013-03-24T07:18:04.194-07:002013-03-24T07:18:04.194-07:00WAIT, BIG RED IS RED SONJA? Holy cow!WAIT, BIG RED IS RED SONJA? Holy cow!Castles Crowns and Cottageshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01780241008313365707noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3729537447924511802.post-28552295855025972492013-03-24T07:17:08.596-07:002013-03-24T07:17:08.596-07:00WOOOOOOO RED SONJA? OH dear, Big Red better put on...WOOOOOOO RED SONJA? OH dear, Big Red better put on his armour! OK, Tea Rat is up for some ACTION!!!!!!!<br /><br />teeheheheheheheeh Penny is gonna love this!<br /><br />OK RED SONJA, COME ON IN!Castles Crowns and Cottageshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01780241008313365707noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3729537447924511802.post-26825227912891396542013-03-24T07:00:41.996-07:002013-03-24T07:00:41.996-07:00latest news..the Big Red and Miss Moussie's ch...latest news..the Big Red and Miss Moussie's chicken friend happen to be one and the same...Miss Moussie is now sending Mozes over to come and colect Red Sonja..because that;s her real name..and she is armed and dangerous..!The Dutchesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03417068949346419906noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3729537447924511802.post-48487474557846686382013-03-24T06:51:13.539-07:002013-03-24T06:51:13.539-07:00To all the chickens in Nowhere...RUN..To all the chickens in Nowhere...RUN..The Dutchesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03417068949346419906noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3729537447924511802.post-27645117019936140662013-03-24T06:48:11.505-07:002013-03-24T06:48:11.505-07:00RATTUS: Welcome back to Miss Moussie and friends. ...RATTUS: Welcome back to Miss Moussie and friends. I love the Fantastic Mr. Fox music. We should use it for a party. <br /><br />TEA RAT: Party? Did you say party? Wooo...hoooo! I'll cook chicken for everyone! <br /><br />RATTUS: Cheezus! Not again!<br /><br />Rattus Scribushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03504345408685635451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3729537447924511802.post-52852310342693067162013-03-24T06:46:49.501-07:002013-03-24T06:46:49.501-07:00THE MUSIC! IT IS WONDERFUL and Dear Miss M., HOW E...THE MUSIC! IT IS WONDERFUL and Dear Miss M., HOW EVER did you photograph BIG RED AND DCI FREDERICK TOGETHER! (The header is just perfect!)Castles Crowns and Cottageshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01780241008313365707noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3729537447924511802.post-44440388786857933372013-03-24T06:46:12.896-07:002013-03-24T06:46:12.896-07:00O..its Sir Frederick...then you simply MUST meet S...O..its Sir Frederick...then you simply MUST meet Sir Horatio hog..!The Dutchesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03417068949346419906noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3729537447924511802.post-34767931293520263502013-03-24T06:45:05.054-07:002013-03-24T06:45:05.054-07:00Miss Moussie has a friend..a very foxy chicken lad...Miss Moussie has a friend..a very foxy chicken lady...so,better watch out Frederick..:))The Dutchesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03417068949346419906noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3729537447924511802.post-77797342709340160532013-03-24T06:38:56.436-07:002013-03-24T06:38:56.436-07:00DUTCHESS! Oh, I think you better warn the Divine M...DUTCHESS! Oh, I think you better warn the Divine Miss M. about this new occupant of Nowhere! He is kind, but a bit intimidating for a little mouse! She need not fear him, but what do you think she will do when she meets him?????<br /><br />WELCOME BACK DEAREST DUTCHESS! Castles Crowns and Cottageshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01780241008313365707noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3729537447924511802.post-19300296200294825982013-03-24T06:25:21.993-07:002013-03-24T06:25:21.993-07:00This is Nowhere at its best...thank you dear frien...This is Nowhere at its best...thank you dear friends..And a very warm welcome to you friend Frederick !! <br /><br />Happy day to you all...:))<br />The Dutchesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03417068949346419906noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3729537447924511802.post-36009469685671746252013-03-23T17:01:48.642-07:002013-03-23T17:01:48.642-07:00TEA RAT: Oh, you are impossible. Make yourself a b...TEA RAT: Oh, you are impossible. Make yourself a bologne and mayonnaise sandwich and call it a night! I am taking BIG RED out on a walk!Castles Crowns and Cottageshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01780241008313365707noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3729537447924511802.post-14840365568340624192013-03-23T10:41:24.014-07:002013-03-23T10:41:24.014-07:00Tofooie. Sounds terrible. What does it come with? ...Tofooie. Sounds terrible. What does it come with? Mashed yeast and alfalfa sprouts? <br /><br />Rattus Scribushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03504345408685635451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3729537447924511802.post-60366535726831450202013-03-23T10:34:48.093-07:002013-03-23T10:34:48.093-07:00Tea Rat: Now, now Rattus - you are addressing the ...Tea Rat: Now, now Rattus - you are addressing the CHEF of the household, old thing! Do NOT bite the hand that feeds you!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br />Next on the menu is Torfurky, OK? Only 2.99 at Whole Foods. teeheeCastles Crowns and Cottageshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01780241008313365707noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3729537447924511802.post-7250657415507813942013-03-23T06:41:40.306-07:002013-03-23T06:41:40.306-07:00RATTUS: Holy crud! You mean you paid $200 to have ...RATTUS: Holy crud! You mean you paid $200 to have Frederick inspect a chicken and now you're going to make him a pet? Next time I'm going to the butcher, which is, by the way, where all sane persons go to buy a chicken fully prepared for cooking. You do, please, realize that DCI Frederick inspects all chickens before they go to the butcher, and one need not pay $200 for a personalized inspection. Why, what's next? $1,000 for a turkey?Rattus Scribushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03504345408685635451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3729537447924511802.post-33823114485057897202013-03-22T15:13:30.983-07:002013-03-22T15:13:30.983-07:00TEA RAT: See Rattus? This could have been the fine...TEA RAT: See Rattus? This could have been the finest meal to date. But now, we have a PET chicken and I forked over 200$; I have to say though, DCI Frederick has given BIG RED a clean bill of health! I am putting a harness on him and taking him for a walk.<br /><br />Rattus: WhAT ABOUT MY LIVERWURST SANDWICH?Castles Crowns and Cottageshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01780241008313365707noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3729537447924511802.post-72750995815257441352013-03-22T14:40:32.939-07:002013-03-22T14:40:32.939-07:00Well my friends, if you are not going to prepare t...Well my friends, if you are not going to prepare this chicken, stand up wind.. (or is it down wind) I am certainly not going to take on THAT task.. I am a Chicken Inspector, not a plucker orrrrrr you know.<br /><br />Then there is the matter of my fee.<br />For my services I expect 200.00.<br />That of course includes your discount.<br />yours truly<br />Sir Fredrick<br />Chicken Inspector<br />Angelsdoor * Pennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14770992037653364805noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3729537447924511802.post-71203529926207568112013-03-22T14:00:39.426-07:002013-03-22T14:00:39.426-07:00Liverwurst sounds fantestic! Liverwurst sounds fantestic! Rattus Scribushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03504345408685635451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3729537447924511802.post-28827143717078517462013-03-22T13:58:19.886-07:002013-03-22T13:58:19.886-07:00Tea Rat: Well son, it looks like liverwurst tonigh...Tea Rat: Well son, it looks like liverwurst tonight. I'm not plucking it, de-gutting it....I have the NAME, remember?<br /><br />Rattus: You only know the blues, don't you? Liverwurst actually sounds quite nice with a nice thin slices of cheese, and the tomatoes, nice and perkey...oh I love that...Castles Crowns and Cottageshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01780241008313365707noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3729537447924511802.post-20047052271038187722013-03-22T13:40:23.094-07:002013-03-22T13:40:23.094-07:00Listen, I somehow thought that when Frederick insp...Listen, I somehow thought that when Frederick inspected a chicken and received his stamp of approval, it went...well, sort of to some place that, you know, did all the prep work. And then we just pop over the Witzend village co-op and buy the chicken all nice and ready for the oven, or the fry pan. What is this the Dark Ages? We got to draw and quarter the poor bugger like he was on trial before the Spanish Inquisition? I tell you I won't do it. You let me know when that chicken is dressed by the butcher, and I don't mean in a tuxedo. Rattus Scribushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03504345408685635451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3729537447924511802.post-84632494684573190582013-03-22T13:30:19.671-07:002013-03-22T13:30:19.671-07:00TEA RAT: For Peter Rabbit's sake son....get ov...TEA RAT: For Peter Rabbit's sake son....get over the dastardly fear of plucking the chicken! I need to get the stew started!<br /><br />RATTUS: THEN YOU PLUCK AND DE-GUT THE THE THING!<br /><br />TEA RAT: But you are forgetting son, YOU have the know-how and I got the name and.....<br /><br />RATTUS: Oh, you, mister, you've got the "You've got the know-how and I got the name blues!"<br /><br />Tea Rat: I think we just got a new pet. Castles Crowns and Cottageshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01780241008313365707noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3729537447924511802.post-42717769544275624742013-03-22T12:25:40.719-07:002013-03-22T12:25:40.719-07:00TEA RAT: Now, now son....I paid the DCI (Detective...TEA RAT: Now, now son....I paid the DCI (Detective Chicken Inspector) handsomely for coming way out to our place at Witsend; you should see this thing he just passed on as Grade AA! It is SO PLUMP and luscious. You have to start defeathering, please; I'M WAITING! teeeheeee<br /><br />Thanks, Penny!Castles Crowns and Cottageshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01780241008313365707noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3729537447924511802.post-70922258963109270532013-03-22T12:21:59.936-07:002013-03-22T12:21:59.936-07:00Hey wait a dad gum minute. Who said anything about...Hey wait a dad gum minute. Who said anything about wringing necks, and guttage, and defeathering, and such like. <br /><br />Can't we just order out, and make mine extra crispy?<br /><br />RattusRattus Scribushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03504345408685635451noreply@blogger.com