Between Rac and Gretta, they managed to haul the box of oranges in from Overthere and add to the feast! Come one and come all, an orange festival starts NOW! First portions go to the ones that hauled the 20 lb box! Slurp, slurp...
mmmm I love oranges too! How could I have forgotten oranges? TeaRat, I think you need another napkin, you're dribbling juice all down the front of you! Here, let me help you! Lets here some more funnies from Rattus..I like jokes! ~Hazel
Rattus: You see old thing. Other creatures want to know the nutritional ingredients in chocolate.
Tea Rat: Well, if it's as boring and clinical as the list you gave me for the orange, I'd rather not know. When it comes to chocolate, maybe ignorance is bliss.
Rattus: I see.
Tea: No, I don't think you do see. I'm afraid giving the technical ingredients of chocolate will take away the romance we chocolate lovers have with chocolate.
Rattus: Trust me.
Tea: Oh, alright. What does chocolate contain?
Rattus: Dark brown color, and all kinds of delicious. Furthermore, you can't get fat no matter how much you eat.
Tea: Ummmm! I love those ingredients. Me like chocolate.
Between Rac and Gretta, they managed to haul the box of oranges in from Overthere and add to the feast! Come one and come all, an orange festival starts NOW! First portions go to the ones that hauled the 20 lb box! Slurp, slurp...
13 comments:
ooh yum!!!
Rattus: Tea Rat, old thing?
Tea: Yes?
Rattus: Orange you glad Hazel and Gretta are throwing this party with plenty of fresh fruit?
Tea: Yes, I'm berry, berry glad.
AND...are there calories in oranges, old thing? Well then, let us SLURP TO KINGDOM COME! Tea Rat
ha...slurping to KINGDOM COME...what a good thought for the morning! Slurp on my Nowhere friends!
I'm late! Did you save me some? Oh thank you Gretta and Hazel.. What a yummy party. Pass the fruit please.. Napkin anyone?
Bebe
mmmm I love oranges too! How could I have forgotten oranges? TeaRat, I think you need another napkin, you're dribbling juice all down the front of you! Here, let me help you! Lets here some more funnies from Rattus..I like jokes! ~Hazel
Rattus is coming.....slurp..chomp...mmmph....Tea Rat here...my paws are all sticky!!! HELP! Anyone bring some wipes or napkins for a messy rat?
Tea Rat: Rattus, you should eat an orange every day. They're delicious.
Rattus: And healthy too. They have calcium, iron, magnesium, phosphorus, potassium, sodium, zinc, thiamin and of course the legendary vitamin C.
Tea Rat: Uggh! I didn't know I was eating a strip mine. I think I'll skip the orange and eat chocolate.
Rattus: Ahhh! Chocolate has marvelous health properties. It contains...
Tea Rat: SHUT IT! DON'T YOU DARE!
Rattus... It contains WHAT???
I have to know.. don't leave me in the dark..
Bebe
Rattus: You see old thing. Other creatures want to know the nutritional ingredients in chocolate.
Tea Rat: Well, if it's as boring and clinical as the list you gave me for the orange, I'd rather not know. When it comes to chocolate, maybe ignorance is bliss.
Rattus: I see.
Tea: No, I don't think you do see. I'm afraid giving the technical ingredients of chocolate will take away the romance we chocolate lovers have with chocolate.
Rattus: Trust me.
Tea: Oh, alright. What does chocolate contain?
Rattus: Dark brown color, and all kinds of delicious. Furthermore, you can't get fat no matter how much you eat.
Tea: Ummmm! I love those ingredients. Me like chocolate.
Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... I like all kinds of delicious..teeheee Thank you Rattus.
Bebe
yum!! these look so good :)
I like the imagination quote.
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