Tea Rat: ALLY OOOP!
Rattus: OLD MAN, where are your swim trunks? Where are your BOOTS?
Tea Rat: This is a POOL PARTY TO THE MAX old man! JUMP IN!
Rattus: You are exploring rather wavy waters there old thing...you even have a different texture to yourself..what happened to your skin?
Tea Rat: That woman who draws me is trying her hand at WATER COLOURS. I say, I feel rather liberated! JUMP IN!
Rattus: I have to say old man, you do things in a grandiose manner. MINIMALIST is certainly NOT your middle name!
Tea Rat: Quite the contrary. My middle name is MAXIMUS!
Rattus: After all these years old fellow, that we have studied together, roomed together, taken tea together, I never knew that. TEA RAT MAXIMUS.......
I say, WHAT IS YOUR LAST NAME old man?