There's excitement in the air because Penny's birthday is right around the corner.
Tea Rat has raided all the lampshades in our lovely cottage.
And he is planning a birthday banquet, he says, "fit for Americans".
I don't know what an "American" is, but I have the feeling the banquet will be calorie apocalypse.
Tea Rat says not to worry myself.
I shan't. Oh dear, oh dear.
Rattus