It's me, Rattus. Santasaur is on vacation but he has written a quick note that he has asked me to share with all his adoring fans.
Dear adoring fans:
I had a fab time flying around the world and spreading good cheer and gifts. A few people were surprised by a dinosaur Santa; and I have to admit that one or two families did run out of the house screaming just a bit.
But most people received me happily. I got many hugs from the children that were waiting up for Santa. And I was most pleased that a few homes left me a nice assortment of meats. There was even this one house that left a platter of special limited edition meat individually wrapped in gold foil that just melted in your mouth. Glorious.
I look forward to many years as your Deputy Santa.
Have a green Christmas.