I am selling tickets for the upcoming *Christmas pageant * at the Royal Theatre. This magnificent show will be coming to NOWHERE * one week * before Christmas... If you enjoyed last year's show you don't want to miss this. It will be the event of the year! We hope to see our friends there.. All are welcome.. Black tie required..
Ladies, pull out your best dress.. As you can see, I have mine.. Mum made this for me...
Last year there was a line all the way around the Theatre, so buy your tickets early.
Hope to see you there.