I am selling tickets for the upcoming *Christmas pageant * at the Royal Theatre. This magnificent show will be coming to NOWHERE * one week * before Christmas... If you enjoyed last year's show you don't want to miss this. It will be the event of the year! We hope to see our friends there.. All are welcome.. Black tie required..Ladies, pull out your best dress.. As you can see, I have mine.. Mum made this for me...
Last year there was a line all the way around the Theatre, so buy your tickets early.
Hope to see you there.
Love,
BEBE
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Dear Bebe..you look absolutely adorable..fairytale like!!
Could we ask for tickets..now lets see...Me...and the rest of the company thats..eh ..seven..no make that eight in case Beauregard wants to go..or nine..in case Belle comes with us..Better make that TEN..you never know..Who wants to come too..
Wonderful artwork Penny....
Ten it is dear Dutchess! Why thank you kindly.. You were first to arrive, so you will have a free drink of our choice when you arrive. Don't forget to bring Beauregard please...
Love,
Bebe
Thank you Dutchess!
Penny
WELL. I AM SPEECHLESS. AND FOR TEA RAT TO BE SHORT ON WORDS IS, WELL, MOST UNUSUAL....this is MAGNIFICENT! OH BEBE...you picked out the perfect color for the curtains!!! PENNY, this is wonderful, just wonderful and we are so pleased and we are working on the sets!
Dear one and dearest Dutchess, you all are going to grace the theatre with your magic and wonder....thank YOU BEBE!!! Anita
Thank you TEA RAT!
I picked that color with you in mind. So happy you like it.
I can't wait for the magic to begin!!!
BEBE
AND TEA RAT IS TICKLED PINK, PLEASED AS PUNCH that you would think of him for the backdrop of the show...turquoise is his favorite color!
Stunning dancer, electrifying costume and what a smile!!!
TEA RRRRRAT!
Tea Rat: Hello Bebe. You look ravishing my dear. Diamonds, nay the very stars of heaven, cannot compare to the sparkle in your eyes.
Rattus: Tea, we're here to buy tickets for the coming show, not play Ratolph Valentino. Besides there's a long line of creatures waiting.
Bebe: Oh, I don't mind. Do tell me more about my eyes.
Rattus: Oh for the love of Saint Chip Monk.
Tea Rat: Alright, alright. Bebe, I'll buy two tickets for me and my wet blanket here.
Bebe: Let's see, each ticket is 10 Nowhere bucks, so that's 15 bucks total.
Rattus: Wait a minute. I don't understand. It should be 20 bucks for two tickets.
Bebe: Yes. 10 bucks for you, and 5 for Tea Rat.
Rattus: And why, pray tell, does he get a discount and I don't?
Bebe: Because Tea complimented my eyes, and you told him to stop. NEXT!
Oh RUBEN!!! I love it! You just crack me up.
What a HOOT THIS WAS... Thanks for the belly laugh!
Your friend
Penny
We aims to please. I figure if I'm laughing chances are other folks are too. Truth is, I see old Rattus as a kind of Mr. Douglas living in the zany world of Green Acres. Remember that sitcom? And Tea Rat? Well, he's sort of Lisa Douglas, Mr. Haney, Mr. Drucker, farmhand Eb, the Zifels and Arnold the pig all rolled into one.
Blessings,
Ruben
Might I order 11 tickets please...for the flockling here at the farm...and then again maybe another 6 for Angi's household and another 9 for Tomi's brood? That makes 26!! And could we all sit together not too far from the front so the shorter ones won't miss too much? Wait until I tell them all...be prepared for an eager audience ready to appreciate all the Christmas celebration you can offer!!
See you there...Rose
May I ask..are worms welcome..we are having a little worm problem on the Hilltop..It could become a virus..There is this little worm called Alice who would love to come with us..;)
Oh Yes dear Dutchess.. We have special seating for worms... Tell Alice she is more than welcome to attend.. Ask her to bring her binoculars please.
Twenty six tickets it is dear Rose!
What a grand time we shall have.
See you there...
Bebe
Eeek...what is a hedgehog to do? I can't fit into my pumpkin costume let alone where a black tie!
Jacqueline: No, no Gretta, you need to get all dolled up, the men are wearing the black ties!
Gretta: All dolled up? You mean with a bow and pink frills and high heels and purrrfume?
Jacqueline: Yes, and perhaps some fresh water pearls?
Gretta: Do I have to go swimming to find the pearls? How am I going to fit all my spines into a bikini?
Jacqueline: That is why you have me Gretta. We'll make you as pretty as can be...perhaps Raccoon will ask you to this grand event!
Gretta: out like a light bulb..fainted at the thought...
Oh My goodness Penny, This is too precious... I am coming and so all my crew!!!!Love~
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