Tea Rat, don't forget your WELLIES! I think Rattus knows where your poke a dot ones are.. Bring them, you will look FAB!
Love Bebe
p.s. Tea Rat... Would you be so kind as to run over to the Hollow and see if Dimity Door mouse would like to join us? We have plenty of room.. I hope to see Hazel here too
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Wow...A boat..I love boating...and I would LOVE to see all of our Nowhere gang to join ...Lovely Penny..this is a lovely drawing..thank you so much..xoxo
TEA RAT: GOOD HEAVENS....RATTUS! We have missed the boat! HURRY UP...get my wellies, the polka dot ones...well son, get on with it! Bebe is launching off and Miss MOUSSIE! UHHHH! SHE'S COMING! HURRY, get my comb; I must look dapper for her. Maybe this is IT! Maybe under the moonlight of the late summer, she will look at me into my beady eyes and declare her feelings for me!
(PENNY!!!! Look at the wondrous Bebe, pushing her little boat!!!)
THANK YOU!
Look at little Bebe's belly...teehehe...oh Penny, she is as cute as ever, and forever. Thank you for coming.
Rattus: Tea Rat old chap, will you look at Bebe? Her moussie cuteness always manages to slay me wherever I happen to be standing, whatever be the declination of my body or mind.
Tea Rat: That's my sister you're talking about here.
Rattus: You think I don't know that?
Tea Rat: I think you're drooling.
Rattus: I am most decidedly not drooling. That's undignified. I am... um ... I am simply appreciating.
Tea Rat: Yeah, well your appreciation runneth over.
Tea Rat: So wipe up the slobber and help me get my wellies on; they seem to have SHRUNK over the summer...
RATTUS: How can wellies shrink? I think you have expanded.
Tea Rat: Oh, well you know how the hot weather makes things expand and the cold weather shrinks things....
Rattus: Oh, is that what it is? So how do you explain your wellies shrinking?
Tea Rat: I think my wellies passed through an anomaly in the space - fabric, and altered their atomic structure in such a manner as to make impossible my wearing them, for as you know, two objects cannot occupy the same space at the same time.
Rattus: Son, that is preposterous. The theory of Occam's Razor posits that the simplest explanation is likely the right one. So what is more likely, that some unverifiable cosmic anomaly shrank your wellies, or that one too many toasted tea cakes have expanded you?
Tea Rat: Occam's Razor, eh?
Rattus: Yes.
Tea Rat: Do you think I can use that razor to make a series of slits in my faulty wellies so they'll fit me?
Rattus: Occam's Razor is not actually a razor. It's a...
Tea Rat: And I'm supposed to listen to anything Mr. "RAZOR" says?
Rattus: Never mind. Here, use my razor.
Tea Rat: (teeeheeee....I always rattle Rattus's cage!)
LET US PARTY ON.
Yipeeeeeeeeeeeee! We really ARE going on a boat ride.. It is so good to be together again!
Tea Rat, your wellies shrank?????
Forget the razor, just keeep those little pink feet in the boat.. I think Rattus is correct... Too many toasted tea cakes.
Now hold on to Miss Moussie. We don't want her to fall out.
Ok, ready, set, lets push off!
Bebe
p.s. Thank you dear Dutchess and Anita..
Penny
Tea Rat: WE ARE BACK! WOOOOOOOO!Rattus and I took a detour and ended up on the other side of the waterfall at the pass by The Castle of Butter! Rattus started rocking the boat and guess who fell in? RATTUS! ttehehehehehe
Rattus: Now, now old thing; you were rocking the boat incessantly while telling tales of the lake monster! What is a chap to do but to panic?
Tea Rat: GO WITH THE FLOW! COme now, the night will be falling soon; we want to jump on board Bebe's boat to watch the fireworks tonight! Hey Miss M., are you free to take a spot of tea with me on the boat?
THANKS PENNY, DUTCHESS and RUBEN !!
Anita and Ruben,
aka Tea Rat and Rattus..
You two are quite the pair. Thank you so much for the belly laughs!!!
Love Bebe and Penny
Thank YOU miss Bebe and Penny, for the enchanting boat ride! WOW, was that a grand evening under the stars, in the boat, with all of you. And Rattus had a lovely time. He smiled as he reunited again with us.
BEBE ROCKS RATTUS'S BOAT!
Tea Rat: ♪ ♫ Rock the boat, ♪ ♫ don't rock the boat, baby // ♪ ♫ Rock the boat, ♪ ♫ don't tip the boat over ♪ ♫ // Rock the boat, ♪ ♫, don't rock the boat, baby ♪ ♫ // Rock the bo-oh-oh-at ♪ ♫
Rattus: What in the name of Tartarus are you singing?
Tea Rat: Take a wild guess? ♪ ♫ Our love is like a ship on the ocean ♪ ♫ // We've been sailing with a cargo full of love and devotion. ♪ ♫ Rock the boat ♪ ♫...
Rattus: I'm getting sea sick just listening to you.
Tea Rat: ♪ ♫ Ever since our voyage of love began ♪ ♫ // Your touch has thrilled me like the rush of the wind ♪ ♫ // And your arms have held me safe from a rolling sea ♪ ♫ // There's always been a quiet place to harbor you and me ♪ ♫ // Rock the boat...♪ ♫
Rattus: Please...stop...I'm going to....
Tea Rat: ♪ ♫ don't tip the boat over ♪ ♫ // Rock the boat ♪ ♫ // Rock on with yo bad self ♪ ♫...
Rattus: BAARRRFFF!
Tea Rat: ♪ ♫ Rock on with yo bad self ♪ ♫
Tea Rat: Come on now fool, get in this boat with me, and stay with me, son!
Tea Rat: I can take a little barf, but what we don't tolerate are SUGARS!
Rattus: BAAARRRFFF!
Tea Rat: Here son, I brought a paper bag for you. I knew you'd get....uh....ah.......BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
JUST YANKIN' YOUR CHAIN!
Rattus: BAAARRRFFF! While you're at it, can you yank the toilet chain?
Tea Rat: There is only so much distance I will go Rattus...you can reach...just reach and mash up on the lever.....
Rattus: BAAARRRFFFFFFFFF!
Tea Rat: Alright, enough is enough.
Rattus: BAAAAARRRRRFFFFFFFFF!
Tea Rat: Stop it!. You're making me...I'm gonna get....
Rattus: TRIPLE BAAAARRRRFFFFFFFF!
Tea Rat: BAAARRRFF!
Rattus: BAAARRRFF!
Tea Rat: BAAARRRFF!
Rattus: BAAARRRFF!
Tea Rat: BAAARRRFF!
Rattus: BAAARRRFF!
Tea Rat: ♪ ♫ BAAARRRFF! ♪ ♫ Rock on with yo bad self ♪ ♫
Rattus: BAAARRRFF! Cheese and crackers. You're sick and still you're singing.
Tea Rat: ♪ ♫ BAAARRRFF! ♪ ♫ Rock on with yo bad self ♪ ♫ Can't let a little sickness stop you.
Rattus: BAAARRRFF! Stop it.
Tea Rat: ♪ ♫ BAAARRRFF! ♪ ♫ Rock on with yo bad self ♪ ♫
Rattus: BAAARRRFF! Stop!
Tea Rat: ♪ ♫ BAAARRRFF! ♪ ♫ Rock on with yo bad self ♪ ♫
Rattus: BAAARRRFF! Stop!
Tea Rat: ♪ ♫ BAAARRRFF! ♪ ♫ Rock on with yo bad self ♪ ♫
Tea Rat: ;)
HAAA HAAA HAAA HAAAAAAAAA!
OMG>>this was soooooooooo FUNNY....!!!
tea heeeeee
Heavens to Betsy, I am late late late! The Mistress has me running about, doing all her chores and baking bread! I have a spare loaf, and a day off tomorrow, make room in the skiff! With love Dimity Doormouse
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