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....................into our own nowhere.”

Friday, May 9, 2014

Open Audition


Tea Rat:

I say old thing, do come down to the theatre with me.

I have my paws full with the open auditions 

for my next production. I could use your help 

in finding the right musicians.




Rattus:

NOW? 

It's tea time. You mean to tell me you don't mind cutting in 

on our tea?

Tea Rat:

I really could use your good ear for music old fellow. 

Come on - we'll have our tea when we get back, besides,

you've been stuck behind your writing desk all day.


(IN THE STUDIO WITH RATTUS)



Rattus:

NEXT...



Rattus:

Lovely. NEXT!




Rattus:

Thank you. Don't call us

WE'LL CALL YOU!


Tea Rat:

Well then, compadre - have you made your selection?


Rattus:


YES. I've selected YOU to do these auditions!

ENOUGH WITH HAMSTERS!

Tea Rat:

No worries old man,

I GOT MY ONE MOUSE-SHOW LEAD!

None other than BEBE the on the sax!

Bring it home, mouse!


bebe by penny white!





Videos by STAY DRENCHED

19 comments:

Angelsdoor * Penny said...

Bebe here...

This is exciting! Tea Rat, may I come to the Theatre with you and Rattus.. I would like to join you if I may.. You know, I do play the sax..
I am all dressed up, have my Sax ready.. Please come pick me up over at Mums blog..
Yours truly,
Bebe

Anita!!!! This is such a HOOT!!
Haaahaaa.. Love the videos.. Where on earth did you find them.
Come on over please.. Bebe is waiting.
love
Penny

Angelsdoor * Penny said...

Tea Rat... What an honor this is.. Oh boy, thank you..
Ok. Ready, set, here we go.. Get your grove on.
Bebe

Castles Crowns and Cottages said...

Tea Rat: BEBE! Why didn't I think of YOU first before I put out a cattle call for HAMSTER musicians!

Rattus: Yes, Tea Rat, WHY DIDN'T you think of Bebe before you subjected me to those trumpet-playing hamsters! I'm going back to the cottage for my tea. BEBE IT IS! teee

The Dutchess said...

O.M.G...laughing so hard..this was so funny...And Bebe..you ROCK !!

xoxo

Castles Crowns and Cottages said...

teeehee....HALLO MISS MOUSSIE! Want to audition for the dance number? teee

Jeanie said...

You two just crack me up! I love these posts!

Castles Crowns and Cottages said...

Tea Rat: Well hello Miss Jeanie! Give my regards to The Marmalade Cat!

Angelsdoor * Penny said...

Something seems to be STUCK in my Sax! The only sound I get is a squeak, squeak... Hmmmm......... Do you suppose one of those pesky little hamsters could have scampered in there Tea Rat? This is quite the dilemma! Shall I huff and puff and BLOW him out?
Bebe

Castles Crowns and Cottages said...

Tea Rat: YES BEBE...I think those hamsters were a bit miffed that we did not select them and I suspect that one of them plugged up your sax with a bit of cheese...those CHEEKY FELLOWS! Let me inspect your sax and eat the cheese out of it!teehehe

Angelsdoor * Penny said...

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh.... Wait, wait! I will help you.. It is gouda? You know how picky I can be about cheese. teeeheee
Bebe

Castles Crowns and Cottages said...

Tea Rat: I believe they snuck one in on us to make even us RATS disgusted: BEER KAESE! It is not consumable....dear Bebe!

Angelsdoor * Penny said...

OH MY WORD! YUCK... Quick, get the hose, we will blast it out!
Bebe

Castles Crowns and Cottages said...

Tea Rat: You're all set Bebe...SWING AWAY, you're on!

Castles Crowns and Cottages said...

Tea Rat: WOW! You're workin' that sax little sista!

Barbara Fisher said...

teeehee...my funny bone is truly tickled, thank you so much, I loved this!

Marcia @ Mesa Mia said...

Delightfully ticklish.
I've missed visiting Nowhere, truly no place like it.
Hugs!

Christel said...

I thought Bigbsy could blow..till BeBe arrived! She melts ones heart, and for me, it takes a lot! I've been so busy volunteering down at the shelter,and helpin' with the kids down at the orphanage, I haven't had a minute to stop and say hoot! so HOOT HOOT< and a big HELLLOOO everyone! Good luck with the auditions, and if you have a spare box of crackers, and wheel of cheese, the kids at the orphanage sure would appreciate it! Old Man, and Rattus, keep those ears in shape,you never know you two just might produce the next big STAR! xoxoxo Hazel!

Palomasea said...

OMG, I can't stop laughing! What took me so long to get to this beautiful madness? :)))
Love you all....Bebe, no one can top you, sweet girl!!!
(love reading this in Tea Rat and Rattus' respective voices!)
xoxoxoxo

Martina said...

OMG, this is so cool! Totally adore it - how could i have missed this fabulous post? Bravissimo girls!