One wants to wander away from the world’s some-wheres..
....................into our own nowhere.”

Monday, February 8, 2010

GRETTA GOES ON A DIET

Gretta rolled off the stump and gave Raccoon a scolding for eating the last cookie nibbles.
Listen Gretta...said Rac...I've been meaning to have a discussion with you since everyone else is UP in the air. Have you noticed you have gained a little weight my dear? I saw you trying to fit into that evening dress back at the fashion show...I tried so hard to zip it up for you and you got in a tizzy then too and gave me the what for and what if...
Gretta proceeded to put her favorite peach sweater on and she could not believe her ears as her head poked through...everything all of a sudden, nothin' wouldn't and couldn't go through...her head was stuck, her rump wouldn't fit and her arms wouldn't go through....
Why the nerve of you Rac, to say such a thing...and then our little Gretta gave in to the wind...Please pull me out Rac and don't tell anyone but I'll go on your diet. Should we go back and find that pizza box and start there?

7 comments:

The Dutchess said...
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Castles Crowns and Cottages said...

Dearest Gretta,
You are lovely just as you are. Remember, you are a hedgehog...hedgehogs are round and cuddly! Remember as well, that you were only a child the last time you wore that sweater! You are a grown lady now and a beauty at that. In all of your foibles, you enchant us all! Now go and find something healthy but pleasing to eat!!!

Angelsdoor * Penny said...

What a lovely little peach sweater you have on Gretta.. I think peach is your color! You look lovely my dear...

The Dutchess said...

Think pink dearest Gretta...think pink..:)

The Dutchess said...

Come on girls....

Kate Cabrera said...

I can't believe that Mr. Rac woudl say such thing... I must have a talk with him...Gretta , my dear , you are darling!

Patricia Cabrera said...

A little confused bythe comment above? You should.... that was me using my daughters account without noticing.... long day... sheep were miss behaving...Grin..