Friday, July 2, 2010
Through Thick and Thin
Rattus: ABSOLUTELY NOT! I CAN'T LOOK AT IT! Old thing, I have been through thick and thin with you, dirigible crashes, outrageous episodes at the theatre and failed attempts to get Miss Moussie to marry you, but there is no way that I am going to apply sunburn cream to your, er....back side...
Tea: Oh dear fellow, it is the least you could do for an old mate, besides, I can't reach that far down.
Rattus: I told you to wear your bathing suit and sunblock, but you wouldn't listen! You insisted on wearing your Wellies on the beach....what good did it do you other than to protect your ankles? I REFUSE!