Friday, June 24, 2011
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PENNY!
Tea Rat: How is that old man? Do you think Bebe's mum will like our Birthday Banner?
Rattus: Splendid, SPLENDID old thing. She will especially like the color. Oh dear, what was that sound?
Tea Rat: I do believe that was the sound of ripping fabric, and a popped button. And don't look at me, because as you can see, I am not wearing any cumbersome clothing.
Rattus: Oh dear, my vest popped a button and my breeches..oh bother! Do you still have that sewing kit, old thing?
Tea Rat: Well old man, it is clear that you will have to watch how many slices of birthday cake you will shovel in. I ON THE OTHER HAND, can consume in MASS QUANTITIES for I have a secret......
Rattus: Pray tell old man. For I shan't CONTROL MYSELF this time...Penny is our great friend and I have to show her my admiration by devouring her cake. You know, in Nowhere, when one admires, loves and honors someone, we eat in colossal amounts to show our gratitude.
Tea Rat: FEAR NOT OLD MAN...it is not a youthful metabolism that is my secret, although I still can eat like a kitten, even at my age....follow me here.
Posted by Castles Crowns and Cottages at 6:06 AM