Rattus: Tea Rat, old thing?Tea: Yes?Rattus: Orange you glad Hazel and Gretta are throwing this party with plenty of fresh fruit?Tea: Yes, I'm berry, berry glad.
AND...are there calories in oranges, old thing? Well then, let us SLURP TO KINGDOM COME! Tea Rat
ha...slurping to KINGDOM COME...what a good thought for the morning! Slurp on my Nowhere friends!
I'm late! Did you save me some? Oh thank you Gretta and Hazel.. What a yummy party. Pass the fruit please.. Napkin anyone?Bebe
mmmm I love oranges too! How could I have forgotten oranges? TeaRat, I think you need another napkin, you're dribbling juice all down the front of you! Here, let me help you! Lets here some more funnies from Rattus..I like jokes! ~Hazel
Rattus is coming.....slurp..chomp...mmmph....Tea Rat here...my paws are all sticky!!! HELP! Anyone bring some wipes or napkins for a messy rat?
Tea Rat: Rattus, you should eat an orange every day. They're delicious. Rattus: And healthy too. They have calcium, iron, magnesium, phosphorus, potassium, sodium, zinc, thiamin and of course the legendary vitamin C.Tea Rat: Uggh! I didn't know I was eating a strip mine. I think I'll skip the orange and eat chocolate. Rattus: Ahhh! Chocolate has marvelous health properties. It contains...Tea Rat: SHUT IT! DON'T YOU DARE!
Rattus... It contains WHAT???I have to know.. don't leave me in the dark..Bebe
Rattus: You see old thing. Other creatures want to know the nutritional ingredients in chocolate. Tea Rat: Well, if it's as boring and clinical as the list you gave me for the orange, I'd rather not know. When it comes to chocolate, maybe ignorance is bliss.Rattus: I see. Tea: No, I don't think you do see. I'm afraid giving the technical ingredients of chocolate will take away the romance we chocolate lovers have with chocolate. Rattus: Trust me. Tea: Oh, alright. What does chocolate contain?Rattus: Dark brown color, and all kinds of delicious. Furthermore, you can't get fat no matter how much you eat. Tea: Ummmm! I love those ingredients. Me like chocolate.
Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... I like all kinds of delicious..teeheee Thank you Rattus.Bebe
yum!! these look so good :)
I like the imagination quote.
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