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Sunday, August 28, 2011

Somebody Tell a Joke, or Something!

As you can see, Balzac is NOT happy and a bit RUFFLED that his owner, Tea Rat, is going back to school on Monday.

Somebody Tell a Joke, or Something to make him smile!!!


Rattus Scribus said...

I've got a joke. Did you hear the one about advertisement in the paper of a dog for sale?

It read: "Dog for sale. Really gentle. Eats anything. Especially fond of children."

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.


Rattus Scribus said...

Tea Rat: I've got joke.

Rattus: Let's hear it.

Tea Rat: What kind of dog tells time?

Rattus: A watchdog.

Tea Rat: You've heard that one before?

Rattus: No. It was obvious.

Tea Rat: OK, smarty, try this one. What has four legs and one arm?

Rattus: Why, I don't know. What has four legs and one arm.

Tea Rat: An angry Rottweiler.

Christel said...

ok I got one...a dog limps into a saloon..he says " I'm lookin' for the man who shot my pa"..teehee.. feel better Balzac?..I hope so..and lol @ Tea Rat and Rattus.. ~ Hazel

hi-d said...

Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?

Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.

Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?

Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"

Hope your week goes well, my friend!!!

Palomasea said...

Chere Amie!

Sorry if this is so long...perhaps one will give you a giggle.
The best wishes to you for the new school year...Grosses Bises!!

*Two snowmen are standing in a meadow. One snowman turns to the other and says, "Do you smell carrots?"

*A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.
"Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British."
"Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French."
"No clothes, no shelter," the Russian points out, "they have only an apple to eat, and they're being told this is paradise. Clearly, they are Russian."

*When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker's circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another dinner, Einstein mentioned to his chauffeur (a man who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks & manner) that he was tired of speechmaking.

"I have an idea, boss," his chauffeur said. "I've heard you give this speech so many times, I'll bet I could give it for you."

Einstein laughed loudly and said, "Why not? Let's do it!"

When they arrived at the dinner, Einstein donned the chauffeur's cap and jacket and sat in the back of the room. The chauffeur gave a beautiful rendition of Einstein's speech and even answered a few questions expertly.

Then a supremely pompous professor asked an extremely esoteric question about antimatter formation, digressing here and there to let everyone in the audience know that he was nobody's fool.

Without missing a beat, the chauffeur fixed the professor with a steely stare and said, "Sir, the answer to that question is so simple that I will let my chauffeur, who is sitting in the back, answer it for me."

Castles Crowns and Cottages said...


I feel MUCH better now.....GRRRRRRRR

You FRIENDS are amazingly talented! teeeheeee


Rattus Scribus said...

Those were grrrrreat!


Angelsdoor * Penny said...

I have one!
What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?

Winnie the Pooh!

Castles Crowns and Cottages said...

You guys.....Balzac is rolling over, laughing so hard now, that Tea Rat can't control him! Off they go to make a walk. LOVE TO YOU ALL!

George The Lad said...

Oh Balzac, mom sent me over, don't be sad, think of the mischief you can get up to, a joke Mmmm.

What kind of dogs are best for sending telegrams?
Wire haired terriers!!! that you my friend.

Have a look at this blog post by one of my bloggie friends it made me laugh today


Hug to you, love George xxx

Unknown said...

Dear Balzac-

This is Sadie Mae, Misha Mae and The Famous Tazmo. Gretta and Pippit and mama Jacqueline are out in the garden rooting around for green beans for dinner and we stole a moment on the computer.

No dog jokes from these three pups but how about a joke about a duck? The Famous Tazmo thinks they are useless as a dog house. Let the joke be on them!

What goes under water, over water but never touches water? A egg in a ducks belly...ho, ho, ha ha..woof, woof, bark! That's the best Tazmo has...he uses it over and over and over...roll over red rover...oh shut your trap! (Misha snaps!)

Sadie wipes a tear on your behalf. To think the Famous Tea Rat has to go back to school..oh, boo hoo!

Misha snaps...Oh quit your whimpers. Dogs rule and cats only drool! Lettuce all turnup and pea...that's the best of Misha. It took her 11 years to come up with that one.

Dogs treats for all!

Elizabeth Rose Stanton said...

I just LOVE this drawing of Balzac! What a great face!!! It reminds me a little of James Thurber. :) Big smiles all round on this :)