May I join you? I will grab my pretty scarf.. Are we having a tea Party for Rattus? Happy Birthday dear Rattus..love Bebe and Penny
OOOOOOOO YES....SPLENDID, EVERYONE IS COMING! And may I add that this is the only time I dress up, for my dear colleague, friend, brother, comrade...LET US CELEBRATE A LIFE WELL-LIVED and loved.....(THANK YOU DUTCHESS DEAR!)
Don't you all just love my scarf and chapeau? Bebe knitted this for me....teeheee
I think I rather like wearing clothes now....hmmmmm! WHAT HAS HAPPENED! Am I being converted????
Hear ye, hear ye. Come one, come all to: A Birthday Party in honor of Rattus Scribus. Poetic tributes to be delivered by Tea Rat. All musical compositions by Tea Rat.Vocal solo by Tea Rat. (A solo was decided as choir accompaniment would greatly impede the smooth tones of Tea Rat.)Written, produced and directed by Tea Rat."Rattus: A Life Well Lived and Loved: An Intimate First-Paw Biography," by Tea Rat. To be read in its entirety immediately following Second Dinner.To be succeeded by:"Rattus' Tail: There and Back Again," A Roast and Toast, hosted by Tea Rat. All guest parts to be played by Tea Rat. All Tea provided by Tea Rat. "How I Saved the World, Again," a brief two hour portrait of your humble host, Tea Rat. Presented by same. With more compositions and performances throughout the evening, by Tea Rat. The blowing out of the candles. By Tea Rat, on behalf of Rattus. A closing toast by the birthday rat, Rattus Scribus. Written and directed by Tea Rat. Performed by same. Tea Rat will be signing autographed portraits of himself in the foyer of the lobby after the festivities. Happy Birthday Rattus! (And remember that my birthday is only six months away.) Tea Rat.Tee, hee, hee, hee.
Oh dear, I forgot, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, RATTUS! Here, here....to RATTUS! TO LIVE! L'CHAIM!! teeeheeee
There's no place like Nowhere. And no friends like Nowhere friends.Thank you,Rattus(This thank you note composed by Tea Rat.)
Tea heeee heeee!Thank you everyone!
I am in the lobby, may I have my autographed portrait of you Tea Rat? Wonderful party!!!Love,Bebe
OH YES, BEBE DEAREST.....here you go......"To Bebe, my dearest little sister for whom I have affectionate regard..may we always romp in Nowhere with joy and much mischief!!"Yours truly, Tea Rat
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