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....................into our own nowhere.”

Sunday, September 16, 2012

CHECK, MATE!


Tea Rat: I say old thing I have a sneaking suspicion we are being watched as we play chess.

Rattus: I have a sneaking suspicion that if YOU DON'T WATCH YOUR NEXT MOVE, you are going to LOOSE!

CHECK MATE!

19 comments:

Ruben Rivera said...

Tea Rat: Hey Rattus, did you hear the joke about the politicians who played chess against each other?

Rattus: No, I haven't.

Tea Rat: Two politicians where playing chess on live TV. One was named Jack and the other was named Joe. With the whole world watching, and in only 5 moves, Jack beat Joe.

Rattus: What a humiliating defeat for Joe. I take it that Jack won the election?

Tea Rat: No. Joe won the election.

Rattus: But that's crazy,and not the slightest bit funny.

Tea Rat: I didn't say it would be funny. I said it was a joke.

Rattus: Touché.

Tea Rat: Checkmate.

Castles Crowns and Cottages said...

Tea Rat: Now who is the one that lost, old thing? Who was watching EVERY MOVE, AY???? TEA HE HE HE HE HE

Ruben Rivera said...

Tea Rat: Bricka bracka fire-cracker, sis-boom-bah. Tea Rat, Tea Rat, rah, rah, rah.

Rattus: Oh, gloating are we? Remember, son, pride comes before a fall.

Tea Rat: You're right. You're right.

Rattus: 'course I'm right.

Tea Rat:
Boola Boola.
Boola Boola.
He don't want to play us anymore.
We'll roll the score up so very high,
that you'll hear Rattus softly sigh,
Boola Boola
Boola Boola

Angelsdoor * Penny said...

May I play, may I play????
I love chess.. I have a real good poker face, is that what you call it? But you need to do something with that CAT under there. I have a fear of heights and cats!
Love,
Bebe

Ruben Rivera said...

Rattus: Ha, ha, ha. You sure do have a such a sweet poker face. Of course you play. I'll see what I do about that cat. TEA RAT! Fetch me the bazooka!

Castles Crowns and Cottages said...

TEA RAT: ANYTHING TO PROTECT OUR WOMEN AND CHILDREN! I HAVE THE BAZOOKA HERE, SON! I'M READY....just pat me on the head and I'll blow 'er steady and get rid of the CAT!!!

RATTUS: Hold on here old thing, we're not making a western here.....

Angelsdoor * Penny said...

OH NO NO! NOT THE BAZOOKA! Don't hurt the little cat!!!! Just get RID of him.. Tell him there is a FOOD down the road... teeeeee
BEBE

Castles Crowns and Cottages said...

TEA RAT: Oh, forgive me dearest Bebe....I do get carried away....fine. "I won't wake the cat..."

Rattus: Oh fine, now you're imitating that pig, BABE...What's next? Mr. ED??

The Dutchess said...

You are all so funny..loved this..!!

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Ruben Rivera said...

Rattus: Tea Rat, Bebe doesn't want us to hurt the cat, so no bazooka. She just wants us to get rid of him.

Tea Rat: No guns?

Rattus: No.

Tea Rat: Knives, garrotting, poisoning...

Rattus: No.

Tea Rat: Not even brass knuckles?

Rattus: Stop that.

Tea Rat: "Get rid of him" without hurting him, humm? How about I cast a spell on him so he thinks he's the rat and we the cats? That will make him split.

Rattus: You can do that?

Tea Rat: Of course not. What do you think this is, fantasy where animals can talk and magic spells grow on trees and cats and mice are best friends.

Rattus: You're breaching the fourth wall again.

Tea Rat: Oh, alright. I'll just smash the cat on the head...

Rattus: Hurrumph!

Tea Rat: I mean tap the cat on his sweet little noodle, and dump his body....

Rattus: Hurrumph!

Tea Rat: I mean lay the sweet little feller down gently in a verdant field, where he can rot till doomsday....

Rattus: Take it easy. We're not making a Western here.

Castles Crowns and Cottages said...

Tea Rat: Well then, son, what is holding us BACK from making a western?? I HAVE MY SIX SHOOTERS FROM THAT TIME WITH THE GUY AND THE PLACE AND THE THING.....remember?

Ruben Rivera said...
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Ruben Rivera said...

Rattus: Careful, son. Or they'll be carving your tombstone:

Here lies a rat who hated a cat.

Pulled out his pistols at the drop of hat.

Here he lies, ain't much to look at.

Castles Crowns and Cottages said...

Tea Rat: Oh dear... how horrid.....O.K., we'll keep the cat.....

The Dutchess said...

hahaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Jacqueline said...

Maybe we should make a western here in the wild, wild west of Nowhere!