One wants to wander away from the world’s some-wheres..
....................into our own nowhere.”

Sunday, October 31, 2010

Smashing Pumpkins



RATTUS: "I SAY OLD MAN.....WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE? YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS UP IN THE POOT POOT. YOU ARE NOT LICENSED!"

TEA RAT: "NO TIME TO WASTE OLD THING....I MUST DROP OFF THESE PUMPKINS FOR ALL THE WEE FOLK IN NOWHERE TO CARVE INTO JACK-O-LANTERNS! BESIDES, THERE'S NOTHING TO OPERATING THIS THING..."

PUUUTUT PUUUUTTTTT PUUTTTTTT......puuttttt......

"Oh dear....how do you land this bloody contraption.....BEBE! Oh Bebe, YOO HOO....HELP!"

23 comments:

Ruben Rivera said...

Rattus: Well I think I'll have to name your operation, "Sm-shing P-mpki-s," b-cau the- get--ng sma--ed wh-n --ey hit --- gro---d.

Tea Rat: WHAT WAS THAT OLD RAT, I CAN'T HEAR YOU? I'M KIND OF FLYING A POOT POOT SEVERAL HUNDRED METERS OFF THE GROUND.

Rattus: Nev-r Min-! OUCH!

Tea Rat: OOPS! HEARD THAT. SORRY OLD THING!

Angelsdoor * Penny said...

Bebe to TEA RAT, BEBE TO TEA RAT, the landing gear, PULL THE LEVER UP!!! over and out...

Castles Crowns and Cottages said...

TEA RAT TO BEBE, TEA RAT TO BEBE....LANDING GEAR? WHAT'S THAT? OVER......

Castles Crowns and Cottages said...

OH! TEA RAT TO BEBE...TEA RAT TO BEBE...I FOUND IT! Ooooops.....IS THE LEVER SUPPOSED TO COME OFF IN YOUR PAW? OVER....

The Dutchess said...

O my gosh... where's your parachute..JUMP..follow the pumpkins.....

The Dutchess said...

Smashing pumpkins...haha..:)))Great!

Angelsdoor * Penny said...

BEBE TO TEA RAT, BEBE TO TEA RAT.
NOOOOOOOOOOO, the landing gear should not fall off! NO NO!!!
By all means, grab your parachute.
Quick...

Angelsdoor * Penny said...

BEBE TO TEA RAT, BEBE TO TEA RAT!
Forget the parachute!!!
TRY to pull up! Don't land, I see a MONSTER down there!!!!!!
Over

Castles Crowns and Cottages said...

TEA AT: "WOOOOOOOHOOOO! GOT IT! HERE I COME DOWN....AHHHHHH, THE VIEW IS BEAUTIFUL......kerplunk.......Oh sorry old man...."

RATTUS: "OUCH!"

TEA RAT: Thank you Bebe...thank you Miss M.!

Angelsdoor * Penny said...

TEA!!!!
The MONSTER!!! I said DON'T land..
HE IS RIGHT ON YOUR TAIL... Quick, hide in the pumpkins....
BEBE

Castles Crowns and Cottages said...

YOWSERS.....I thought that was Rattus....WHAT A CHEEKY FELLOW THAT MONSTER! Where is Rattus??????

Angelsdoor * Penny said...

Rattus is hiding in the BIG pumpkin! Tell him to move over!!!
Bebe

Castles Crowns and Cottages said...

"That coward! COME OUT OLD THING! FACE UP TO THE MONSTERS OF NOWHERE! CHARGE.........."

Tea Rat just doesn't know the limits, does he?

Ruben Rivera said...

Rattus: Monsters, smonsters. It's Halloween you boob! Little kiddies, costumes, candies? Any of these things ring a bell?

Castles Crowns and Cottages said...

Teeeheee! Sorry old chap...you cheeky fellow you....

Jacqueline said...

Gretta...

Yes dearest Jacqueline...

I do believe that the rats and company have been drinking way too much Halloween moonshine.

Oh yes, dearest Jacqueline. I saw Rattus even dancing with a scarecrow, he's way off his rocker and gone bonkers for sure.

Castles Crowns and Cottages said...

THAT IS FOR DANG SURE!!! HIC....I put a tad to much...HIC...hard cider....HIC....in my PG TIPS....but was that a joy ride up in Bebe's POOT POTT, I mean POTT POOT....TEA RATTTTTTTTT!

The Dutchess said...

Tea..psst...any PG tipsy tea left over.....Just a drop..for a wee little moussie who was scared out of her wits..please never do that again.....better stay safe and sound on the ground...Phew..I don't like halloween..very suspisious...I'm glad its over...

Castles Crowns and Cottages said...

Hey Miss M....pssst.....come over here....I have a little silver flask with just enough for your little system to handle, and you will still be the gracious little wonder I love so! NO FEAR MY DEAR...I AM HEAR....I WILL PROTECT MY FAIR LADY MOUSE...For now is the season of light! Let us all dance towards CHRISTMAS!!! Tea

Castles Crowns and Cottages said...

teeeeheee....PG TIPSY TEA! That is a hoot.

The Dutchess said...

O Yes Christmas....I'm soooooooooo looking forward to that..:)))))))))

Angelsdoor * Penny said...

A NOWHERE Christmas Choir! Shall we start auditions? What do you think, are we up for it?
Bebe

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