Ladies and gentlemen, please, step aside, step aside! Tea Rat here with Bebe's NEW POOT POOT BF-3000 FLYING MACHINE!
Notice the sleek lines, the gorgeous color, and to top it off, it runs on BIO-FEUL, including algae, switch grass, sugar cane, corn, and wood chips! Must keep the air above Nowhere CLEAN, you know!
And Bebe dearest, IT'S ON ME! FREE! ZIP! NADA! It's ALL YOURS and Mozes, go ahead and tinker around in the work shop and fix the old Poot Poot 'cause we can use it for training burgeoning pilots!!!
OFF WE GOOOOOOO!
23 comments:
OH TEA RAT.. Is this a PLANE OR WHAT? It is A MAGNIFICENT
flying machine!! My very own BF3000 and I don't have to pay? GLORY DAYS in NOWHERE..
Sales to a charity.. Marvelous idea. I know Mozes will enjoy tinkering around with the old poot poot. You have thought of everything..
I LOVE IT, LOVE IT!!
Bebe
My dearest Bebe,
You have served us well in many ways, always providing a helping hand at Wit's End, baking the mOST LUSCIOUS BERRY PIES (I have since recovered with the help of Rattus and his tea) and you are the sweetest little mouse! Now Mozes can tinker all he wants, and you will be flying on BIO-FUELS! MUST KEEP NOWHERE CLEAN!!! FLY HIGH DEAR ONE! Tea Rat
OHHHHHHHHHHHH BIO-FUELS...
Nowhere is GREEN! teehee..
Thank you so much Tea Rat.. I will fly proud.
Bebe
YES SWEET ONE...YOU ARE THE BABE OF THE SKIES....FLY PROUDLY AND now we need to get you a new scarf in aqua blue and goggles to match! Must be fashionable, you know. LOVE TEA
TEA
Does IKEA carry them? harhar
Bebe
Runs on Switch grass and sugar cane??? Hey, we make tea from that stuff!
OOOH How very exciting to be an adventurous little mouse in a brand spankin new plane! If only we little rabbits weren't such timid creatures...
Oh dear Bebe, IKEA? No. Harrods of London? YES!!!! And Miss Jeri, I know some rabbits that are as bold as brass. One in particular is THE PINK LADY...she has often appeared in Bebe's background, and maybe, JUST MAYBE, we shall see her up in the skies this summer!
TALLY HO! Tea
Rattus: Er...uh...excuse me. But is anyone concerned that TeaRat is behind the stick of a brand new, lightning fast BF 3000 without a license?
TeaRat: No.
Rattus: Is anyone else concerned?
TeaRat: Nein.
Rattus: I mean someone else besides you.
TeaRat: Não.
Rattus: Well I'm sticking to hot air balloons.
TeaRat: Oh come now, dear fellow. Are you saying you don't trust me?
Rattus: Nyet.
TeaRat: Nyet as in you don't trust me, or nyet as in you're not saying you don't trust me?
Rattus: I'm confused. What were we talking about?
TeaRat: Tee...he..he..he.
I am... Well. Just a little. After all Tea Rat has done for me I feel..well.. BUT! TEA RAT....GO RENEW you license please. Rattus will help you, right Rattus?
Bebe
TEEEHEE! I best hone up on my trigonometry....Bebe dearest, you passed your license test, how about a helping hand? Algebra, coordinates, calculus? You know your stuff!!! Tea Rat
MEEEEEEEEEE? Oh yes... I will help you.. Meet me at the south tree.. You know, the one with all the flowers in front of it.. You bring the book, I'll bring my BRAINS! teehe
Bebe
EXCELLENT! I know that tree...I know it! And in exchange sweet one, I will give you ONE YEAR'S WORTH OF BIO FUEL...FREE OF CHARGE!!! Let's hit the books....Tea Rat
Oh Penny, I am home now, and I want to play! I HAD A TOUGH DAY TODAY!!! WAAAAAA! O.K., wipe the tears away....Bebe and Tea Rat have a lot of CALCULUS TO REVIEW!!!
ONE YEAR OF BIO FUEL FOR FREE???
yIPEEEEEEE!
oK.. First... How do you spell calcuKlus? Are we ub trouble?
Bebe
TEEE HEEE! You cheeky little girl! You know your math...come with your books, a pencil and a calculator so we can check my work! I need to hurry and get my license renewed by the end of the month!!! CARRY ON! TEA RAT
I am waiting under the tree Tea Rat.. Could you bring Rattus? He is like a walking calculator.
Tell him I have a blueberry pie in my napsack.
Bebe
WOOWOOWWW! HE is on his way, and yes, HE IS A WALKING LIBRARY OF ANY SUBJECT!!! Be there soon with a fork and knife in my paw!
This is great..sounds great too...I'm so happy to be back in "the air" again..we had a complete power failur early monday morning and lots of trouble to get everything working again... Mozes had no light in the toolshed but he will now start fixing the 'old'poot poot!
Have a great day flying...
OH DEAREST! YOU ARE BACK IN THE AIR! I am sure that Mozes will put on a new shine to that old poot poot...do show us a picture when he is done...maybe he is wearing his work overall? Hint..hint....!
Oh TeRat, you old softee you! I beautiful nice, new poot poot for Bebe! And the old one for Moses to tinker on! What more could anyone wish for? I think someone should make that special gesture, you know that little leap of good will toward fellow mer..eerr rats, and well, you get this idea. I just think it was a splendid thing to do!!! HOORRAAYY For BEBE< AND TEARAT!
At last...the poot poot has arrived...the answer to everything! I like the fact Nowhere is going "GREEN". Keep in clean and wonderful and no pollution allowed from any poot poot or poot scoot.
Most of you don't know it, but TeaRat is independently wealthy. He just doesn't like to flaunt it. He is after all (leaving aside all vanity, swagger, conceit, immodesty, etc., etc.) the world's greatest purveyor of the world's finest teas.
Rattus Scribus
Hi Bebe, nice new poot poot you got there, good to see its green ;)
I missed the pie sale!!! nothing like a bit of steak and Ale pie.
Have a good week tinkering.
See Yea George xxx
Hola muy bonito. Besiños Milita.
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