Ladies and gentlemen, please, step aside, step aside! Tea Rat here with Bebe's NEW POOT POOT BF-3000 FLYING MACHINE!
Notice the sleek lines, the gorgeous color, and to top it off, it runs on BIO-FEUL, including algae, switch grass, sugar cane, corn, and wood chips! Must keep the air above Nowhere CLEAN, you know!
And Bebe dearest, IT'S ON ME! FREE! ZIP! NADA! It's ALL YOURS and Mozes, go ahead and tinker around in the work shop and fix the old Poot Poot 'cause we can use it for training burgeoning pilots!!!
LET US ALL CELEBRATE and the proceeds from the SUCCESSFUL PIE SALE can go to your favorite charity if you wish sweet Bebe!
OFF WE GOOOOOOO!