One wants to wander away from the world’s some-wheres..
....................into our own nowhere.”

Sunday, January 30, 2011

HOT OFF THE ASSEMBLY LINE

Ladies and gentlemen, please, step aside, step aside! Tea Rat here with Bebe's NEW POOT POOT BF-3000 FLYING MACHINE!

Notice the sleek lines, the gorgeous color, and to top it off, it runs on BIO-FEUL, including algae, switch grass, sugar cane, corn, and wood chips! Must keep the air above Nowhere CLEAN, you know!


And Bebe dearest, IT'S ON ME! FREE! ZIP! NADA! It's ALL YOURS and Mozes, go ahead and tinker around in the work shop and fix the old Poot Poot 'cause we can use it for training burgeoning pilots!!!

LET US ALL CELEBRATE and the proceeds from the SUCCESSFUL PIE SALE can go to your favorite charity if you wish sweet Bebe!

OFF WE GOOOOOOO!

23 comments:

Angelsdoor * Penny said...

OH TEA RAT.. Is this a PLANE OR WHAT? It is A MAGNIFICENT
flying machine!! My very own BF3000 and I don't have to pay? GLORY DAYS in NOWHERE..

Sales to a charity.. Marvelous idea. I know Mozes will enjoy tinkering around with the old poot poot. You have thought of everything..
I LOVE IT, LOVE IT!!
Bebe

Castles Crowns and Cottages said...

My dearest Bebe,

You have served us well in many ways, always providing a helping hand at Wit's End, baking the mOST LUSCIOUS BERRY PIES (I have since recovered with the help of Rattus and his tea) and you are the sweetest little mouse! Now Mozes can tinker all he wants, and you will be flying on BIO-FUELS! MUST KEEP NOWHERE CLEAN!!! FLY HIGH DEAR ONE! Tea Rat

Angelsdoor * Penny said...

OHHHHHHHHHHHH BIO-FUELS...
Nowhere is GREEN! teehee..
Thank you so much Tea Rat.. I will fly proud.
Bebe

Castles Crowns and Cottages said...

YES SWEET ONE...YOU ARE THE BABE OF THE SKIES....FLY PROUDLY AND now we need to get you a new scarf in aqua blue and goggles to match! Must be fashionable, you know. LOVE TEA

Angelsdoor * Penny said...

TEA
Does IKEA carry them? harhar
Bebe

Jeri Landers said...

Runs on Switch grass and sugar cane??? Hey, we make tea from that stuff!
OOOH How very exciting to be an adventurous little mouse in a brand spankin new plane! If only we little rabbits weren't such timid creatures...

Castles Crowns and Cottages said...

Oh dear Bebe, IKEA? No. Harrods of London? YES!!!! And Miss Jeri, I know some rabbits that are as bold as brass. One in particular is THE PINK LADY...she has often appeared in Bebe's background, and maybe, JUST MAYBE, we shall see her up in the skies this summer!

TALLY HO! Tea

Ruben Rivera said...

Rattus: Er...uh...excuse me. But is anyone concerned that TeaRat is behind the stick of a brand new, lightning fast BF 3000 without a license?

TeaRat: No.

Rattus: Is anyone else concerned?

TeaRat: Nein.

Rattus: I mean someone else besides you.

TeaRat: Não.

Rattus: Well I'm sticking to hot air balloons.

TeaRat: Oh come now, dear fellow. Are you saying you don't trust me?

Rattus: Nyet.

TeaRat: Nyet as in you don't trust me, or nyet as in you're not saying you don't trust me?

Rattus: I'm confused. What were we talking about?

TeaRat: Tee...he..he..he.

Angelsdoor * Penny said...

I am... Well. Just a little. After all Tea Rat has done for me I feel..well.. BUT! TEA RAT....GO RENEW you license please. Rattus will help you, right Rattus?
Bebe

Castles Crowns and Cottages said...

TEEEHEE! I best hone up on my trigonometry....Bebe dearest, you passed your license test, how about a helping hand? Algebra, coordinates, calculus? You know your stuff!!! Tea Rat

Angelsdoor * Penny said...

MEEEEEEEEEE? Oh yes... I will help you.. Meet me at the south tree.. You know, the one with all the flowers in front of it.. You bring the book, I'll bring my BRAINS! teehe
Bebe

Castles Crowns and Cottages said...

EXCELLENT! I know that tree...I know it! And in exchange sweet one, I will give you ONE YEAR'S WORTH OF BIO FUEL...FREE OF CHARGE!!! Let's hit the books....Tea Rat

Oh Penny, I am home now, and I want to play! I HAD A TOUGH DAY TODAY!!! WAAAAAA! O.K., wipe the tears away....Bebe and Tea Rat have a lot of CALCULUS TO REVIEW!!!

Angelsdoor * Penny said...

ONE YEAR OF BIO FUEL FOR FREE???
yIPEEEEEEE!
oK.. First... How do you spell calcuKlus? Are we ub trouble?
Bebe

Castles Crowns and Cottages said...

TEEE HEEE! You cheeky little girl! You know your math...come with your books, a pencil and a calculator so we can check my work! I need to hurry and get my license renewed by the end of the month!!! CARRY ON! TEA RAT

Angelsdoor * Penny said...

I am waiting under the tree Tea Rat.. Could you bring Rattus? He is like a walking calculator.
Tell him I have a blueberry pie in my napsack.
Bebe

Castles Crowns and Cottages said...

WOOWOOWWW! HE is on his way, and yes, HE IS A WALKING LIBRARY OF ANY SUBJECT!!! Be there soon with a fork and knife in my paw!

The Dutchess said...

This is great..sounds great too...I'm so happy to be back in "the air" again..we had a complete power failur early monday morning and lots of trouble to get everything working again... Mozes had no light in the toolshed but he will now start fixing the 'old'poot poot!

Have a great day flying...

Castles Crowns and Cottages said...

OH DEAREST! YOU ARE BACK IN THE AIR! I am sure that Mozes will put on a new shine to that old poot poot...do show us a picture when he is done...maybe he is wearing his work overall? Hint..hint....!

Christel Hutson said...

Oh TeRat, you old softee you! I beautiful nice, new poot poot for Bebe! And the old one for Moses to tinker on! What more could anyone wish for? I think someone should make that special gesture, you know that little leap of good will toward fellow mer..eerr rats, and well, you get this idea. I just think it was a splendid thing to do!!! HOORRAAYY For BEBE< AND TEARAT!

Jacqueline said...

At last...the poot poot has arrived...the answer to everything! I like the fact Nowhere is going "GREEN". Keep in clean and wonderful and no pollution allowed from any poot poot or poot scoot.

Ruben Rivera said...

Most of you don't know it, but TeaRat is independently wealthy. He just doesn't like to flaunt it. He is after all (leaving aside all vanity, swagger, conceit, immodesty, etc., etc.) the world's greatest purveyor of the world's finest teas.

Rattus Scribus

George the Lad said...

Hi Bebe, nice new poot poot you got there, good to see its green ;)
I missed the pie sale!!! nothing like a bit of steak and Ale pie.
Have a good week tinkering.
See Yea George xxx

Milita said...

Hola muy bonito. Besiños Milita.