One wants to wander away from the world’s some-wheres..
....................into our own nowhere.”

Friday, July 1, 2011

I Hate the Beach


Tea Rat: Oh boy! There's going to be a beach party! I better brush up on my surfer lingo. Twitchin, dude.

Rattus: Why are you twitching dear fellow? Are you ill?

Tea Rat: Twitchin! You know as in great, superb, cool, boss, wicked. Now come on, let's book for the beach.

Rattus: Beaches are public. Why do we need a reservation?

Tea Rat: No, not book as in reservation. Book as in to depart post haste. It's gonna be far out.

Rattus: Oh dear, I trust not too far.

Tea Rat: No dude, that's bogus. I mean far out, as in cool, twitchin. Now come on, and can you bring that cherry umbrella of mine?

Rattus: "Cherry?"

Tea Rat: Yeah, you know, pristine, perfect.

Rattus: It is a nice umbrella, but it's mine.

Tea Rat: Woah, dude. Don't try to boggart my stuff.

Rattus: "Boggart your stuff? What in the world are you babbling about?

Tea Rat: I'm babbling? Dude, you don't even know what boggart means. What a burn. What a chop.

Rattus: I think I'm going to lie down.

Tea Rat: Don't get groady on me. Don't shine me on. Aren't we goin' to shag it to the beach?

Rattus: Going to the beach just sounds like too much work.

Tea Rat: But I was so stoked to dig up some scratch for some scarfs and split to shore. We were going to have a primo, righteous time.

Rattus: I hate the beach.

9 comments:

Castles Crowns and Cottages said...

TEA RAT: THE ONLY PROBLEM I'M HAVING IS BREATHING IN THIS TIGHT LIFESAVER...THIS THING SHRUNK OVER THE WINTER!

RATTUS: You GREW OVER THE WINTER OLD THING!...Now let's book, let's shag it, let's GET ON OVER TO MALIBU and HIT THE WAVES!!!

Martina said...

MNNIE MOUSE: I'm coming too, with my new polka dot bikini!

Christel Hutson said...

Oh groovy man, I am feeling the vibe.. you are a way out cat Rattus!....I think I need to bring along a camera..no one will believe what we are wearin to this shin dig! Hazel



Christel~ I think we might be showing our age...teehee..I love it!

Palomasea said...

I love this...beautiful illustrations (love the S.S. Teapot) hee-hee, and very funny! I need to visit more often :)

Angelsdoor * Penny said...

Someone say BEACH PARTY? Whoopeeeeeee!! We have found our way back to NOWHERE.. Oh it is so good to be home.. I am not sure I understand all this lingo Tea Rat but I am enjoying it.. Hey Rattus.. I brought my snorkel, would you like to take a dive? Tea Rat can stand watch.
Bebe

So happy to be back... Anita, your drawing is wonderful! Yipeeeeeee we are home.
Penny

Ruben Rivera said...

Oh, Bebe, if you're going to the beach party then I will go, despite the fact that I do not know the lingo.

Great to have you back.

Rattus

Jacqueline said...

One thing that we can all count on is a rip roaring time with the two of you. You know how to get jiggy with it and go surfin' USA! Happy 4th of July! Light up the sparklers in Nowhere and cheers it's here!

Fabiana said...

Funny! Happy 4th!

ciao from Newport Beach

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