TEA RAT: I'M FIRST IN LINE...I'M FIRST...RATTUS: YOU...YOU..STOP HIM! STOP HIM! TEA RAT IS OFF WITH THE TURKEY!Dearest Dutchess, you do NOT know what you are in for! TEA RAT: I KNOW! FUN, LAUGHTER, FRIENDS, CAKE, PARTY, CAKE, MISS MOUSSIE, CAKE, MISS MOUSSIE, CAKE...
TEA RAT: I say old thing, these colourful balloons...do you suppose we could use them to go up into....RATTUS: ENOUGH!
Oh how wonderful!!! A garden party... Will you just look at that Bear Mobile... Is there room in there for us all? I hope so..Just look at that beautiful table setting... Oh my, a feast for kings, and I love the roses..Happy Birthday dear Dutchess, Miss M. and Mozes... Save us a seat please..Love,Penny and Bebe
Dear Bebe..the pies are hidden under the table..don't tell..well..you know WHO..:)Big blueberry hug..Mozes
Tea Rat: La da da da da.....OH! LOOK! What do I see under the table but SCRUMPTOUS BLUEBERRY PIES!!! YIHAAAAAAA!!!
Tea Rat: Chomp...grumpf, gnash, chew...Oh goody, goody, can I...gulp... chomp..chew... drive the bear mobile to...gransch...hummpf...gulpf...the garden party?Rattus: You're doing it aren't you? Tea Rat: Chew...chomp... chomp...Doing what?Rattus: Eating the whole turkey? Tea Rat: GUULLPP! Umm. I believe the correct statement is "ATE the turkey." Past tense of "to eat", which comes from the Old English "etan", meaning to devour or consume. You're the one who's a stickler for correct grammar. Now get it right, Rattus old boy. Rattus: Alright. Tea Rat ATE the turkey. And now he is going to DIE. Present tense of the old Danish, meaning to pass away, give up the ghost, expire, become extinguished, cease to exist.Tea Rat: Tea Rat is running. Present tense and for the foreseeable future.
Rattus: Hide those pies before you know who gets to them.Tea Rat: You know who gets to what? Rattus: Nothing. Hey, I thought you were running away for your life (present tense and for the foreseeable future)? Tea Rat: I'm too full from turkey to run. I could really follow up that delicious turkey with some nice pie. Say what's that under the table? Rattus, now Rattus, why do you have the maniacal look in your eye? And what are you doing with knife? RUN AWAY. RUN AWAY.
Quick Mozes! Grab the PIES and run... You know who has spotted them.. HE already ate the TURKEY!Bebe
TEA RAT: CHHHCHMMPPHHH...hey, where is everybody? Where are all the pie...mmppphhhhhhhh
although I can't quite remeber..the nuns at the orphanage always told me I could be found diggin' in the dirt in the garden! Sounds like great fun to me..I'm bringin' a fork, and a spoon..you never know..! ~ Hazel~
Lovely garden party, very nice.
Please let Gretta out of the trunk! While all of you are filling up to brim and your eyeballs are a floating your so plump full little Gretta is in the Bear Mobile trunk yellin' her little lungs out...let me out! Mozes got so exited he slammed the lid down and she ate all the blueberries in the trunk.
TEA RAT: OH DEAR! WE MUST GET GRETTA OUT NOW!!!!! TEA RAT TO THE RESCUE! RATTUS: HOW utterly NOBLE of you, old man!TEA RAT: NOBLE? I NEED TO RESCUE THE REST OF THE BLUEBERRY PIES!
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