Saturday, February 9, 2013

Happy Valentine


Rattus: Did you read the paper today? The United States Postal Service said they won't be delivering mail on Saturdays anymore. 


Tea Rat: Shocking. Barbaric. Why can't they deliver on Saturdays anymore?

Rattus: Broke as a joke, apparently. No money.

Tea Rat: What's that?

Rattus: I have no idea. By the way, where are you going?

Tea Rat: To post a valentine greeting to our friends. 

Rattus: It's Saturday.

Tea Rat: Aren't you glad you live in Nowhere?

Happy Valentine's Day

To all our Nowhere friends,
From Tea Rat & Rattus

13 comments:

Castles Crowns and Cottages said...

TEA RAT: Let's hope our Nowhere friends get our greeting old thing; I have sealed my Valentine to Miss Moussie with a KISS! I smeared some rouge on my rat lips and kissed the card! I do hope she loves me...my dream mouse! And little Bebe, little sister..I slipped in a sweet raspberry sucker that says, "BE MINE!"

RATTUS: You know I don't tolerate SUGARS.....comport yourself!

TEA RAT: Oh live a little, cowboy!

Ruben Rivera said...

Tea Rat: I'm even writing a Valentine's poem that includes Gretta and Mozes, Hazel and all our friends.

Though far away / our love will stay / day after day / come what may...

Rattus: That's so cliché

Tea Rat: No way!

Castles Crowns and Cottages said...

TEA RAT: Don't be a wet rat...

Rattus: You mean, "Don't be a wet blanket?"

Tea Rat: YES! Don't diffuse the muse, dude...don't...

Rattus: Don't quit your day job, son.

Tina W said...

And happiest of Heart days to you and yours!

(Reminder to self: prepare Heart day party and not walk to mailbox on Saturdays come August ;)

Angelsdoor * Penny said...

pssst.. pssssst.. Shhhhhh... Can you hear me up there Rattus and Tea Rat?
Bebe here, I am in the mail box.. You must get me out before I am found out.. I fell in! Now I can't get out.
This is a job for.... you know... for... what the heck is his name?
OH YES! Super Rat!!! Rattus, grab your cape please,
Bebe

José María Souza Costa said...


Invito - italiano
Io sono brasiliano.
Dedicato alla lettura di qui, e visitare il suo blog.
ho anche uno, soltanto molto più semplice.
'm vi invita a farmi visita, e, se possibile seguire insieme per loro e con loro. Mi è sempre piaciuto scrivere, esporre e condividere le mie idee con le persone, a prescindere dalla classe sociale, credo religioso, l'orientamento sessuale, o, di Razza.
Per me, ciò che il nostro interesse è lo scambio di idee, e, pensieri.
'm lì nel mio Grullo spazio, in attesa per voi.
E sto già seguendo il tuo blog.
Forza, pace, amicizia e felicità
Per te, un abbraccio dal Brasile.
www.josemariacosta.com

Castles Crowns and Cottages said...

TEA RAT: BEBE....YO...BEBE! Here we come little one...here, take a hold of this string and as I pull up, just hang on! RATTUS....give me a hand here!

RATTUS: SUPER RAT TO THE RESCUE!

teehee...oh little Bebe, how did you fall in?

Angelsdoor * Penny said...

YIPEEEEEEEEE! SUPER RAT TO THE RESCUE. I knew he would come to help.

Well.... I was mailing my valentines, I heard a noise waaaaaaay down inside this mail box.. I leaned in to see what it was and DOWN I WENT!... All that, and it was only a musical Hallmark card! teeeee
Thank you Tea Rat for bringing Super Rat to the rescue..
Bebe

Palomasea said...

:))))
Smiles and hugs all around!!!
xoxoxoxo

Castles Crowns and Cottages said...

TEA RAT: BEBE! Don't worry little sister; I have fallen in many a letter box.

RATTUS: Yeah, he has. And I have had to come to his rescue many a time.

TEAT RAT: Yes you have old chap, yes you have. I am indebted to you for life.

Castles Crowns and Cottages said...

Ooops! I mean, TEA RAT, not TEAT RAT! teehee

Jacqueline said...

Once upon a time,
I lived in Nowhere all the time,
You will always be mine
My group of sweet Valentines!

Gretta from Gothere xxx xxx ooooooooooo

Castles Crowns and Cottages said...

GRETA!!!!!! HELLO THERE MY DEAR! You will always have a permanent address in Nowhere, ALWAYS! Ohh so good to see you!