Rattus: Did you read the paper today? The United States Postal Service said they won't be delivering mail on Saturdays anymore.
Tea Rat: Shocking. Barbaric. Why can't they deliver on Saturdays anymore?
Rattus: Broke as a joke, apparently. No money.
Tea Rat: What's that?
Rattus: I have no idea. By the way, where are you going?
Tea Rat: To post a valentine greeting to our friends.
Rattus: It's Saturday.
Tea Rat: Aren't you glad you live in Nowhere?
Happy Valentine's Day
To all our Nowhere friends,
From Tea Rat & Rattus