One wants to wander away from the world’s some-wheres..
....................into our own nowhere.”

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Oh, Kill Me Now


Rattus: Tea, I can't wait to watch this little community play. It will inspire us for the coming Christmas Pagent. There's our row. Now let's get settled and..... Tea? Tea Rat? He was right behind me a moment ago. Oh heaven help us. Where has he got to now?

Tea Rat: Pssst! Rattus! Yoo-hoo!

Rattus: What in the name of Tartarus are you doing up there? Remember what happened the last time you got on stage uninvited? Get back down here before you get us both ejected.

Tea Rat: "Er...ah...Hello ladies and gentlemen..."

Rattus: Stop right there. Don't you...

Tea Rat: "It's me, Tea Rat, and that..."

Rattus: I said stop. I mean it. Don't you dare. Don't you d...

Tea Rat: "...that's me oldest friend and colleague, Rattus Scribus." Stand up and say hello dear fellow. Don't be shy. "Rattus is shy, ladies and gentlemen. But that's him, Rattus Scribus. OK, Rattus, I'll be down in a sec, Rattus."

Rattus: Oh, kill me now.



7 comments:

Elizabeth Mahlou said...

Delightful!

Castles Crowns and Cottages said...

TEA: COME ON RATTUS OLD THING! STEP RIGHT UP....LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS ESTEEMED COLLEAGUE AND FRIEND OF MINE IS.....

RATTUS: Oh SHUT IT, SON! Let's get into our seats and watch the play. We need to get ideas for our community pageant. We must prepare to let Bebe know when she can start selling her tickets!

TEA: Oooooo! I WANNA PLAY ONE OF THE THREE MAGI...I have the best turbin and.....

RATTUS: You? A Magi? TISH TOSH! I was thinking you could play one of the donkeys in the manger....

Jacqueline said...

Gretta: WHAT? Jacqueline stop reading that book...did you hear the news? Rattus got killed in a Rat Trap! And Tea did it!!!

Jacqueline: NO! It can't be true exclaimed Jacqueline as she tripped over Gretta as Gretta took a tumble down the staircase...Jacqueline logged on to the news and read the post over and over and over again x3...

Gretta: Scrambling up the staircase Gretta yelled it's true!

Jacqueline: Gretta, go sit in the corner...you must either get glasses to read right or quit playing the game of gossip...right now!

Sunday morning is not always sunny on Holland Avenue.

Angelsdoor * Penny said...

Oh Gretta! NO!! Put your glasses on and read again.. Rattus is OK, he is hiding under the CHAIRS.. You know he is shy... Come out, come out dear RATTUS!
BEBE

Incipient Wings said...

LOL! too cute...
Naughty Tea!

Martina said...

Awwwww, poor Rattus! But it's just us watching, your dear nowhere friends. So c'mon out and let's have some fun!

The Dutchess said...

Wonder what will happen next...we are on our way...I believe Miss Moussie want to sing something from..Annie get your gun..without the gun ofcourse..