Sunday, November 21, 2010
Oh, Kill Me Now
Rattus: Tea, I can't wait to watch this little community play. It will inspire us for the coming Christmas Pagent. There's our row. Now let's get settled and..... Tea? Tea Rat? He was right behind me a moment ago. Oh heaven help us. Where has he got to now?
Tea Rat: Pssst! Rattus! Yoo-hoo!
Rattus: What in the name of Tartarus are you doing up there? Remember what happened the last time you got on stage uninvited? Get back down here before you get us both ejected.
Tea Rat: "Er...ah...Hello ladies and gentlemen..."
Rattus: Stop right there. Don't you...
Tea Rat: "It's me, Tea Rat, and that..."
Rattus: I said stop. I mean it. Don't you dare. Don't you d...
Tea Rat: "...that's me oldest friend and colleague, Rattus Scribus." Stand up and say hello dear fellow. Don't be shy. "Rattus is shy, ladies and gentlemen. But that's him, Rattus Scribus. OK, Rattus, I'll be down in a sec, Rattus."
Rattus: Oh, kill me now.
Posted by Rattus Scribus at 6:07 AM