Teeeheee! Sweet indeed ma belle, sweet indeed. Of course, Tea Rat wants to celebrate starting NOW. He figures that there are too many blue cakes and so little time....
HUGS TO THE DIVINE MISS M., and a bear hug to MOZES! TEA RAT!!
A BIRTHDAY PARTY??? Yipeeeeeeee! Happy Birthday dear Dutchess, Miss M. and Mozes... I must tell mum about this.. What yummy cakes.. I will bring a blueberry pie. Love, Bebe
RATTUS: HOLD ON THERE OLD MAN...do you NOT remember last year when your snout was BLUE from eating ALL the blueberry pie that Bebe baked???? BEBE...hold on that order. Let ME handle this!
Your offer of making blueberry pies for the Dutchess' birthday party is a noble gesture. But the last you time you made pies, my dear but undisciplined friend Tea Rat ate them all before you could say "cheese and crackers." Consequently he was sick to his stomach for a week and his snout was blue for a month. Please therefore send all homemade delectably scrumptious blueberry pies directly to my post office box in Nowhere, and I will take good care of them, I assure you.
I am writing this letter at the behest of my old friend Rattus Scribus. He has reconsidered what he wrote to you in his last letter. He now gives instructions that you should send all homemade, straight-from-heaven blueberry pies directly to me, Tea Rat, at my PO box in Nowhere, where they will be given my greatest care and attention.
Sincerely yours Tea Rat (writing for Rattus Scribus)
pie, did someone say pie? mmm IU could use a slice bout now! Have the greatest birthday ever Duchess dear! We will all be there..presumably with bells on! ~ Hazel
Dear Rattus and Mozes.... Blueberry pies to P.O. box. CHECK! Set aside the largest pies for Mozes CHECK, CHECK! Hand carry all other pies to Nowhere, watch out for Tea Rat.. He's the one with the blue nose.. Bebe
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OOOO..Thats soooo....SWEET...:)
Teeeheee! Sweet indeed ma belle, sweet indeed. Of course, Tea Rat wants to celebrate starting NOW. He figures that there are too many blue cakes and so little time....
HUGS TO THE DIVINE MISS M., and a bear hug to MOZES! TEA RAT!!
Tea Rat: Whoo...hoo. Birthday Party!
Rattus: The cakes look scrumptious. The key lime fudge, heavenly. The tea is brewing.
Tea Rat: And the lampshades are ready. Are we missing anything?
Rattus: Oh, only the birthday girl. The Dutchess, remember?
Tea Rat: I didn't forget. We are go for the birthday bash.
Rattus & Tea Rat
Cakes: CHECK.
Tea: CHECK.
Lampshades: CHECK.
Birthday Girl: DOUBLE CHECK.
NOWHERE FRIENDS: Still confirming!
CELEBRATE!!!!
A BIRTHDAY PARTY??? Yipeeeeeeee!
Happy Birthday dear Dutchess, Miss M. and Mozes... I must tell mum about this.. What yummy cakes.. I will bring a blueberry pie.
Love,
Bebe
TEA RAT: WAAAAAAAAAAA! BLUEberry pie???
RATTUS: HOLD ON THERE OLD MAN...do you NOT remember last year when your snout was BLUE from eating ALL the blueberry pie that Bebe baked???? BEBE...hold on that order. Let ME handle this!
TEA RAT: Oh FUDGE!
Dear Bebe,
Your offer of making blueberry pies for the Dutchess' birthday party is a noble gesture. But the last you time you made pies, my dear but undisciplined friend Tea Rat ate them all before you could say "cheese and crackers." Consequently he was sick to his stomach for a week and his snout was blue for a month. Please therefore send all homemade delectably scrumptious blueberry pies directly to my post office box in Nowhere, and I will take good care of them, I assure you.
Thank you very much.
Rattus Scribus.
Dear Bebe,
I am writing this letter at the behest of my old friend Rattus Scribus. He has reconsidered what he wrote to you in his last letter. He now gives instructions that you should send all homemade, straight-from-heaven blueberry pies directly to me, Tea Rat, at my PO box in Nowhere, where they will be given my greatest care and attention.
Sincerely yours
Tea Rat
(writing for Rattus Scribus)
Dear Bebe...I'm comming to collect the pies..in my Bear Mobile..I believe that's the only way to safe them..:))
Big Bear Hug..
Mozes.
pie, did someone say pie? mmm IU could use a slice bout now! Have the greatest birthday ever Duchess dear! We will all be there..presumably with bells on! ~ Hazel
A very happy blueberry birthday to the one and only Dutchess...let the blueberries roll...
Dear Rattus and Mozes....
Blueberry pies to P.O. box. CHECK!
Set aside the largest pies for Mozes CHECK, CHECK!
Hand carry all other pies to Nowhere, watch out for Tea Rat.. He's the one with the blue nose..
Bebe
ohhh, How yummy!!!!
Happy Birthday Dutchess!!!!
love, love
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