Tea Rat here writing from Kenya, as I join Bebe on her magnificent safari. I am currently writing you from atop Nelly, my elephant, who I acquired at a handsome price from the safari center. Isn't she splendid? What do you think old thing, do you think I could keep her? I will clean up after her, I promise....
The sights are unimaginable old chap. Nothing compares to it in our dear old England, or even in our beloved Nowhere. As you can see from my photos, it is quite the dust bowl here, but there are areas that are so lush, fit for a tea party amongst the LIONS AND TIGERS AND BIRDS.....
I highly recommend when you get here to .....oh....OH...OH!!
Nelly my elephant has spotted a charging rhinoceros. This calls for ACTION! TEA RAT says,
This is a rush of excitement old man...nothing like it. You really ought to join us.