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Tea Rat: Where is he? Where is my friend? WHERE HAVE YOU PUT HIM?
Nurse #1: Calm yourself. I'll sort it out. Where is who? (Lovely flowers by the way.)
Tea Rat: Don't play coy with me. WHERE IS HE?
Nurse #1: Sir, I assure you, I'm not playing coy with....
Tea Rat: WHERE IS...? Oh, really? Why not?...I mean...WHERE IS HE?
Nurse #1: Who?
Tea Rat: You know who. Rattus Scribus, my dearest friend in the wide world. I was told he was in hospital. I've come with flowers and an ocean of sympathy. Now where is he? If anyone's harmed him....
Nurse #1: Nurse #2, call the doctor. This rat is getting out of control. (Lovely flowers notwithstanding.)
Nurse #2: I'm on it. (Yes, lovely flowers. I can see that.)
Doctor: Calm yourself. May I help you? (Lovely flowers by the way.)
Tea Rat: What is this? Tales from the Dark Side? I already told Nurse #1. I'm here to see my friend, Rattus.
Doctor: Yes, yes. "With flowers and an ocean of sympathy". But Rattus who?
Tea Rat: Cheese and crackers! This is a small village hospital of at most 10 beds. How many Rattuses can you have here? RATTUS! RATTUS! Look it up, you bureaucratic clot?
Doctor: Nurse #2, call security. This rat is getting out of control. (Lovely flowers notwithstanding.)
Security: Calm yourself. May I help you? (Lovely flowers by the way.)
Tea Rat: Cheesus! Is this a hospital or a looney bin? RATTUS! RATTUS, WHERE ARE YOU...?
Rattus: I'm here old fellow, right here.
Nurse #1: Yes, he's right there. (Lovely flowers.)
Nurse #2: (Yes, lovely.)
Doctor: Right there. (Lovely.)
Security: Calm yourself. (Lovely flowers by the...)
Tea Rat: Will everyone please stop? [Enters room] Rattus, my dear rat, I've found you at last. The most logical, level-headed fellow I know. Are you all right? If they've harmed....
Rattus: Calm yourself. (Lovely flowers by the way.)
Sunday, February 16, 2014
Posted by Rattus Scribus at 11:40 AM